Author | Lightnews

Reposted

Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 1d

Fender Colonelcaster

14 15 82

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 7d

I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.

1 5

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Is a cuck lamp above the chair or the bed

4

Reposted

Shano @shano.bsky.social · 13d

Boy I sure am disappointed about everything.

1 2

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 15d

I wanna host a battle of the bands but we all play magic: the gathering.

1 3

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 16d

open.spotify.com/album/70fXOj...

THE COUNT

open.spotify.com

1 1

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 29d

Sauce me, mommy

4

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

She be working so hard

6

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

For my birthday I wear a size 1970s Acoustic Control Corp 370/371 with 18" folded horn.

1

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 26

Dog urethra

1

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 22

You're in her DMs; shes bare assed farting on my leg while im trying to sleep

7

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 20

Cowboy time

4

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 20

So gooped

1

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 18

Out of my mood stabilizer until next week. If im mean to you I meant it but I never would have said that without my meds. 🧟‍♂️

6

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

"I dont watch football or anything that promotes violence or fighting" - man thats buying a gun in front of me

1 8

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

Im on lava lamp restoration tiktok

1 4

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 15

People will be like "I dont do pronouns cause trans people are dumb" but will call me Pants. Kys.

6

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 12

Getting gooped up to make everything a little scary

5

Reposted

acabby @gapgoblin.bsky.social · Sep 11

why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven

1 7

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 10

Its a hell yeah kinda day!

5

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 10

I'll piss to that!

4

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

My body is a machine that turns doinks into smoked doinks

5

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Firing up the boofatron to go see shordy. (my sleep apnea doctor)

4

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Gonna twin turbo the yarther morgan for maximum gunk inhalation

3

soldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · Sep 9

Everyone's Christmas present this year is going to be a UTI

6