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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · Jun 14

it's a Snickers fox!

shiny snickers fox in a rubber suit with a null bulge, eagerly waiting at attention

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 4h

I don't know a single person who has ever said "underwater levels are fun".

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10h

Actually, no. Dead Hand was scarier... somehow.
"Send the kid into the town well to kill this shambling corpse thing that tries to devour you after pinning you down with it's bloody, dismembered limbs."

Jesus christ Nintendo, lol.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10h

Spooky season 🎃, means I'm TFing you into a redead to help re-contextualize the childhood trauma of playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time as a 10 year old.

generic canine fursona drawn as a redead from the legend of zelda

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 10h

Redeads, scared me shitless. I made someone else play those parts lol.

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 17h

You can quickly tell if they're real or Orthodox because "Third Rome = based; anti-Islam/queer/Jew" because they don't keep their views secret. Same goes for Catholic converts.

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Really hoping to ratio this.

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Are you insinuating Tiktok teens don't have a good grasp of economics?

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

You're so famous I already knew you though.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

I've lived here a decade now, you'd assume I'd know everyone.

Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

It has been 0 days since the last incident of "discovering some big-name furry artist in Seattle I've never even heard of before".

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 1d

Need to find out what you feel like when I sink my barbs into you.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 3d

All foxbois belong to Snickers.
Everything owned by Snickers is always happy.
It logically follows therefore, all foxbois are happy.

God, I wish I had this identical suit to stuff acquaintances inside.

anonymous individual wearing a rubber foxboi costume waving at the viewer with a null bulge and a permagrain showing they're always happy!

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 3d

Oof yeah. That's been my work situation for awhile.

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · Oct 11

If you don't have a costume for Halloween you *will* be assigned one.

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A committee of Imaginary Butch Women @carbidecarbon.bsky.social · 5d

My tulpa can totally beat up your tulpa

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Snickers Jaguar @snickersjaguar.bsky.social · 5d

Really like this. :)
Nice work.

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Dexter, But Ballhood Drone 🔞 @ BLFC @ismuisyeele.bsky.social · 6d

Dexter gets horny pretty easily when he finds goopy stuff. So he puts on an inflatable ballhood and “accidentally” steps on a goo puddle. With his hands balled up, his body caked, an antenna ensures he remains in an empty state at all times.~

Inspired by an art by my friend @wrackoon.bsky.social.