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@snakeroot.bsky.social
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Wait true... damn...
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My dream is not online
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My dream is to inherit a thriving luxury island resort and the fortune the comes with it from a relative I didn’t know about
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My dream is to take a shower that lasts a full week
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Example of something I could say to my frog wife
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Babe do you wanna sit on this humongous lily pad with me
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The shower of rebirth
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Thank you Greg I agree
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Starting to think my mood is affected by the things I do and the things that happen in the world and the way people treat me and so on
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Well here’s your problem [gestures vaguely to literally everything]
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I’m a gorilla but don’t push me
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zan.bsky.social
nice sky…let me guess, its blue? Of course
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Killing a vampire with the garlic dipping sauce from Papa John’s
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Looks normal to me
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What if there was a piece of shit app that didn’t work
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You people are fuckeong hopeless
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thatzommy.bsky.social
Packing my wounds full of mash potato
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Scart my brother? Who is a completely different color and actually doesn't look related at all? Lol I doubt it, he's pretty trustworthy I think
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I would never crash out. Not my style
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You've lost your inner pirate
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He went to a elephant graveyard after I specifically told him he must never go there
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And what's worse, he put his friend Nylon in danger