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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social

1.7K followers 740 following 22K posts

Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 22m

Where's your pitchfork?

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 23m

The Great Annual Prostate Cleanse

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 25m

The Great Annual Prostate Cleanse

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30m

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 38m

What genius did that

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 48m

Came to say the exact same thing

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 56m

Really? Who is the head of Antifa? Where is their base location?

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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 14h

The federal government doesn’t keep track of how many US citizens it grabs and detains, so the nonprofit investigative newsroom ProPublica said, “We’ll do that, then!”

Oh Sh*t What Did ICE Do This Time?

Just gonna start using that hed for every story now.

www.wonkette.com

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13h

Oof

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Candice Bernd @candicebernd.bsky.social · 14h

#NoKings Austin tagging in.

Massive crowd at the Texas State Capitol despite Gov. Greg Abbott’s activation of the National Guard.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1h

That joke was fire

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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 1h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1h

*While digging shallow grave of a homeless drifter. Thought of you

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 9h

Rubbed a butt. Thought of you.

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 9h

Mashed some potatoes. Thought of you.

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1h

The Year 2045. Grandkids open up a trunk and spot the inflatable frog and unicorn costumes and ask, "Why?"

You have to explain it was to protest a would be tyrant that was before the Canadians invaded in the Great Syrup War of 2030

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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 3h

the orange one finally got the attention he was craving...

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1h

two men are sitting at a table with candles lit

ALT: two men are sitting at a table with candles lit

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Gerald @gschroep.bsky.social · 7h

Did the planet suddenly get dumped back into the early 80s????

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 1h

Whoopsy

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Dr Walsh @laurelwalsh.bsky.social · 6h

Universal healthcare and basic income and watch the world bloom!

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 2h

Ya gotta admit at least he admitted he knows he's full o shit AND plans to shit all over the populous.

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 4h

I'd rather it feed people as compared to killing them

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 9h

If I say USS Minnow & U don’t know what I’m talking about, we can’t be friends

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks a LOT Gilligan