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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · Mar 6

Please enjoy: It Exists to Be Found, a (hopefully) lynchian AU wherein Stede Bonnet reads a book about pirates and sees his name next to the name Ed Teach. That night, he starts having dreams...
archiveofourown.org/works/636465...

graphic for IT EXISTS TO BE FOUND / AN OFMD AU BY SMALLESTCHURCH with text over a photo of a diner mug of coffee on a saucer in perfect pale powder blue

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 16m

and when they TEXT you to do it?? 🔪🔪🔪🔪

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24m

review culture sucks there i said it

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 24m

say the line bart
“i should delete this”

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25m

if you feel so moved by our skill at doing capitalism you must write a short essay we will be so grateful—but we would never ASK it is the thing

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 25m

i ran a small biz for ten years and am still in its ecosystem and we have never once asked a customer for this bc it would be humiliating for both of us

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 26m

my most millennial complaint is how deeply i resent being nagged to review every twelve dollar purchase i make in this world. my responsibility to you ends when you get my money I’m so sorry!!!!!

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 2h

Sirens — Stanisław Hiszpański, 1963

A couple of fish-headed mermaids playing harps made from human skulls and spines. In the background Odysseus's ship rows by with its captain tied to the mast.

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2h

this is extremely cool!!! i love drama

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 6h

yesss the glasses stay ON

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 8h

anyway this has been a five star lunch

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 8h

my veg dealer grew too many peppers this year so they’ve been doing a thing where for like $5 you get 5# of peppers they roast on site right in front of u and it has been life changing

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 8h

lunch report: fresh garlicky chickpeas cooked last weekend, chopped roasted red sweet peppers from the farm market, drizzle of olive oil, splash of lemon vinaigrette, dollop of crème fraiche, slice of toast

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

💛💛💛

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

YES, GOOD

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

one of my favorite Them dynamics is "incredibly stupid sex-realted problem"

smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

this, too, could be gentlebeard

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d

My mum moans and whines about everything and liberally uses the 🥹 emoji throughout these rants. My wife initiates sex by messaging me something erotic with the 🥹 emoji. I can't tell my wife, it's gone on too long, so I'm going to have to estrange my mum.

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

i finished my annual Big Work Project everybody clap

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JulieW67 @juliew67.bsky.social · 1d

#Alphabetchallenge #WeekPForPink
#TagTuesday
A pink cat by Hamo in the NQ Manchester

A tall archway on an old brown brick building that was probably once a doorway.
At the top is a window with blue painted panels. In front of the window is a semicircular metal 'screen' with highly decorative ironmongery painted blue and red.
Underneath is a graffitied mural by Hamo of bright pink cat standing upright holding several fish in it's mouth and paws.
Behind is a black and white drawing of a building.

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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 1d

I’m super poor this month, so I‘m running a little OFMD sale in my shop, I’ll even pop a little extra surprise in with any thing you buy, as a thank you for helping me out right now! 🥰❤️
#shopofmd

Withyworkshop @withyworkshop.bsky.social · 1d

15% off the OFMD collection in my shop this week! 🥰 use the code ‘REVENGE’ at checkout for the discount!

Pins, brooches, earrings, lots of lovely things (And now is a great time to order any Xmas presents btw so they reach you on time…) ❤️
#shopofmd

Laser cut earrings of two skeleton mermaids, one holding a heart and one holding a spear

Acrylic earrings shaped like Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet from our flag means death. Stede is a merman with an orange tail

Laser cut earrings that say ‘talk it through as a crew’

Laser cut pins with quotes from our flag means death

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

today, on repeat

www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtm...

Sylvan Esso - WDID (Official Visualizer)

YouTube video by SylvanEssoVEVO

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

what a lovely thing to say about this fic 💛

cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for listening to / correctly agreeing with me about the talent of fanfic writers. Now off to bed to re-read "if I planned it", a weird and amazing story that plants a seed of hope inside your chest, tending it gently until it blooms at the very end. I wish there were a million pages of it💜

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JP 🪼🫧 @zstraps.bsky.social · 1d

morning repost hiii i wrote a kinktober fic yesterday archiveofourown.org/works/72429861

screenshot of a fic on ao3.

title: bunny slippers.
by: zstraps.

Summary:

“Can I?”

“No.”

“Please?”

“No.”

“But daddy.”

“Still no.”

“But I really need to!”

“Hmm. Ask me nicely.”

“Daddy, may I please, please go to the toilet?”

“Aw, good boy! So polite,” Ed coos, and Stede feels the warm, golden glow down to his toes. He feels himself blush, feels small and protected and safe. “But no.”

A late fill for Kinktober Day 7: watersports & lingerie

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 1d

💛💛💛 ty friend. someday!!

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

kitty!!! 💛💛

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smallest church @smallestchurch.bsky.social · 2d

aww, what a great gift! happy birthday, pal 💛

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