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antony, sometimes fen | i'll think of something more interesting to put here eventually 32. he/they. ace. so very, very tired.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 9d

it feels like the best possible argument against ditching bsky currently is that simply being here seems to wind up the people running it so badly

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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 10h

Bouie was so right "The Pope is from Chicago" is an entire joke, like, that's just funny on its own

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 11h

Oh and dark mode actually but eh, being blinded by the pretend trading card game does tend to wake me up quite well first thing in the afternoon.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 11h

All the Pokemon TCG Pocket changes sound very good indeed. Just throw in the ability to have a larger wishlist now and it's pretty much exactly what I'd need it to be.

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Lucas Nunes @lucasjn.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 13h

Pokémon Bill & Pokémon Ben

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 23h

only cowards sort their new media threads by year. more people should do theirs in like, eight and a half month sections starting in mid-april or some shit

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

my lofty goal for the remainder of this week is to do 1 (one) thing

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SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 1d

🎵 NEW SLIMES BOP ALERT 🚨

'Trigger The Dads' from our upcoming album NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT is now available to stream on Bandcamp ➡️ slime-city.bandcamp.com

💰 Pre-order the album, due for release 21 Nov.

⚠️ No dads were harmed in the making of this banger.

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 1d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

Taste! And! Class!

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 1d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

(i figure it'll just be NOAH guys but also fuck you give me Fuda vs Kikuchi)

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

washing the taste out of NJPW's Tag League out of my mouth by thinking about Fuda or U-T showing up in NOAH's Jr Grand Prix for some reason.

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

i'm very past hoping for U-T to win anything, but if his singles match with Ben-K can please just get more than 5 minutes? that could be real neat

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

They can keep the other guy, though.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh, can NJPW keep their gross little paws off of Dia (again) and Yoshioka? Hate it.

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 1d

i understand how you feel but you deserve this rad thing, my guy. i'm gonna be extra happy for you to balance it out 🫂

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 2d

It's funny how banks have no problem with money if it comes from oppressing workers or destroying environments, but the line is: fraking adult games ☝️

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 2d

Per Reddit: Steam adult developer in the UK is sitting on a USD equivalent of six figures, can’t find a bank to take his money because the developer creates adult games

www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonal...

r/UKPersonalFinance
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Previous-Camera1641

I develop adult video games on Steam. I can't find a bank that will actually let me withdraw my money from Steam. Can I get some advice?
Game has sold quite well on Steam. I've got almost £90,000 ready to withdraw after Steam's cut + VAT taken off.

However, it's been 2 months now and I can't find ANY bank in the UK who will let me withdraw my money from Steam.

I've been banned/refused/unable to get a business account with:

Wise
Revolut
Monzo
Monese
Chase
Starling
Nationwide
Halifax
Barclays
Lloyds
RBS

It always comes down to, "Where did you get this money from?"

"It's coming from games I sell on Steam."

"Can we see the store page?"

"Sure."

"I'm sorry, we can't do business with you at this time."

It keeps coming down to a commercial decision purely because I make adult content.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I've pretty much exhausted the whole banking system. I just want to be able to be paid for products I've sold.

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 2d

inspiring 💗💖

LinkedIn post about how a guy got a job interview at Strava by running a route that spelled HIRE ME on the map

HIRE ME written on the map (looking more like HIRE NE tbh)

commenter asks if the guy got the job and OP says “I don't think so. But his effort got him noticed and a foot in the door when so many others didn't”

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anna 🫧🍧💿 @bastilas.bsky.social · 3d

sometimes I think about this

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

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matthew @pahuski.com · 2d

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 3d

taking time to focus on things is so six months ago

biblically accurate moomintroll @slowjamsforever.bsky.social · 3d

save for just under half of one of the missions impossible, i don't think i've actually watched a film since like may

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 3d

Reading up on why various YouTubers stopped performing can be kind of a rollercoaster because it's like "said a slur", "said a slur", "lost contact while searching for a cave near Area 51 whose entrance allegedly emitted 'mysterious vibrations'; present whereabouts unknown", "said a slur".

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