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Awkward Egg

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · Jul 12

PSA: How to pleasure a woman

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2h

I think it's Blackpool related

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2h

I'd not heard of them before this

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 3h

Nature is healing etc

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 4h

I have made an Alien Earth end credits playlist on deezer and I'm not embarrassed about it.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 7h

The thing that bothers me most is the hem drags on the floor, through anything that might be on the ground 🤢

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 7h

I know this is the equivalent of me in 1995 wearing 1975-style clothing, but 1975 was objectively better than 2005. I've told him he looks like a twat.

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 7h

My teenage son has started wearing 2005-style baggy jeans and it is very upsetting.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 20h

Not sure why Sam Altman's pet name for your mum is ChatGPT.

The Verge @theverge.com · 22h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 23h

Spent most of today mixing cement. Testosterone levels quite high rn.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

HSTikkyTokky in PrisonyWisony

www.bbc.com/news/article...

TikTok star HSTikkyTokky arrested after manhunt

Harrison Sullivan has been on the run for almost a year following several alleged driving offences.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Parmesan

28 Years Later

Sweet Caroline

Pronob Spookyballs 🎃🦇 @captainfanny.co.uk · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

Oysters

Locks, stock, two smoking barrels

Brown eyed girl

HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 2d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Hello. I am Cheese Lord of The Rings Dancing in the Moonlight.

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 1d

The best autobiography ever written is Chris Packham's Fingers in the Sparkle Jar.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

I read the book. Feel cheated

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Whore members

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 2d

Who remembers the Salt Path being completely made up? #whoremembers

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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 3d

"The editor has amendments"

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.