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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 53m

It's the worst

Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1h

I See You'Re A Man Of Culture As Well GIF

ALT: I See You'Re A Man Of Culture As Well GIF

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 4h

The undefeated king of "Lazy Weeknight Mini-Pizzas" is about to become the undefeated king of "Lazy Weeknight Meatball Patty Melts"

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 4h

Is my fat ass making this using garlic bread Texas Toast?

a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .

ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt and tie is saying yup .

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 4h

greasing those escape hatch hinges

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 5h

What the fuck are we doing?

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 5h

entire leadership team has the backbone strength of a piece of flushed toilet paper

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 6h

It’s going to be this tweet live on your television

Screenshot of a @arr tweet that says “The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over.”

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h

Instead of blowing it off and even giving fake lip-service like "Yes, it is good and right to celebrate America's commitment to democracy" and take some steam out of the sails for this weekend, these dipshits instead went with "No, you must accept having a King if you want to get paid"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h

the subtext here being "We won't open the government until people stop protesting the idea of having a King"

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Aura @aurahack.ca · 7h

whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h

this is 100% going to blow up in Democrats faces when Jeffries gets up there and lets Johnson get away with every batshit insane lie he can throw out there with no pushback

Politico @politico.com · 7h

Speaker Mike Johnson and Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries will debate Wednesday on C-SPAN.

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on “Ceasefire,” hosted by our Dasha Burns.

Mike Johnson and Hakeem Jeffries will debate on C-SPAN

The yet-to-be-scheduled showdown will take place on "Ceasefire," hosted by POLITICO's Dasha Burns.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 8h

Like 3 day old oatmeal

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 8h

They keep harping on "because she earned more than him" without touching on almost universal occurrence of things I consider to be potential big trouble in any relationship -

- separate pools of money instead of joint family finances
- unequal distribution of chores and family responsibilities

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 9h

There's a parent in our taekwondo place that's been wearing a t-shirt almost every day since it happened.

People are unwell

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 10h

a man with a mustache is smiling and laughing while sitting in front of a picture .

ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and laughing while sitting in front of a picture .

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 12h

I did and thankfully the only one I actually use was on the 4x per day range of concern. Wish it wasn't on here at all, but definitely not using it that much

Still, probably going to be changing my breakfast routine going forward

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

they lost fucking NEWSMAX with this shit?? www.khou.com/article/news...

New York Times, AP, Newsmax among news outlets who say they won't sign new Pentagon rules

The New York Times, The Associated Press and the conservative television network Newsmax are among five outlets on Monday who say they won't sign a new Defense...

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 1d

watching the government's social media accounts spit out groyper stuff on main this whole last year, this is how i imagined the behind the scenes chats were going

Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

As a society, we need to normalize discussing miscarriages and just how frequent they are.

I'm pretty sure that damn near *EVERY SINGLE COUPLE WE KNOW* has had one, and no one ever talks about it.

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a new toffee flavored coffee creamer at the store the other day and decided to try it because I'm an idiot.

It's not even bad, but now every single sip of coffee tastes utterly wrong and I'm not enjoying this 😭

Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

Do yourself a favor and spend the morning reading his apple reviews

Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 3d

The apple reviews continue because they must to fulfill the ancient bargain.

Today: this affable dipshit of an apple, the Suncrisp.

Apple Review #12: Suncrisp

Yes, I have seen Apple Rankings, the website. No, I didn’t write it. (It’s written by comedian Brian Frange.) No, I don’t like it. Yes, I don’t like it because in part he st…

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

Ah but you see, one was a design flaw and the other is intentional negligence

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Slam @slamastack.bsky.social · 1d

I get it

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