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Elizabeth the Sillymoose

@sillymoose7.bsky.social

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Be a nice human :) She/her. Lover of whimsy. Puppy parent to Aster. Lactose intolerant to Sacred Cows (& actual milk) https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3N1AOWWE2MOGH?ref_=wl_share

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · Mar 12

My reasons to stay alive:

1. Stubborn belief that things will someday be less bad (because they have to get better eventually)

2. Spite (I will not beat certain people to the grave)

3. Mr. Sillymoose & Aster

4. My family would be devastated

5. I might miss out on meeting amazing friends/mentors

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1h

Their logic seems to be that, because the dog was specifically adopted for the purpose of being the mascot (the owner was on the marketing team), that they get to keep Rally.

100% fucked up, especially for a brand that focuses on "dog approved"!

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 2h

📢 Y'all might wanna know Austin Subaru is under fire for separating a dog from his family, just because the owner got laid off & the dog worked as a "mascot". Rally isn't a piece of property! He's a living being! 🐾

📢 Boycott Subaru until they give Rally back to his family 📢

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 2h

Do you have ice or anything sour? Distracting the senses can help sometimes

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 5h

So I thought I had therapy today... apparently I don't until ✨️2 MORE WEEKS✨️ 🫠🙃

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 16h

The intrusive thoughts are so fucking loud tonight 😭🥲

Barbie: ok brain let's solve this problem!
Brain: suicide?
Barbie: ok let's try a little harder!

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 15h

Vex, Silhouette (Silly for short), Poe, Tax Evasion (Taxi for short), Microwave (Mike, Crow, or Wave for short)

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 16h

The intrusive thoughts are so fucking loud tonight 😭🥲

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Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social · 19h

“Let’s go, girls” and “hell yeah, brother” are both gender neutral statements

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

So we all hate Joe, right?

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

I'm behind on Love Is Blind & I'm on the "everyone's drunk" vacation meet-up episode & WOW some of these people are not mature enough to be in serious relationships holy shit

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I could never live in the north, cause then I'd have to make it myself every time

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

Yelling Apparatus 🤣🤣🤣

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

I'm behind on Love Is Blind & I'm on the "everyone's drunk" vacation meet-up episode & WOW some of these people are not mature enough to be in serious relationships holy shit

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Enii @eniidraws.bsky.social · 2d

I will be okay...

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

The things we endure for the love of dogs 😅🥲

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

So turns out it really fuckin hurts recovering from this because it's not just the knee that hurts, the shock from impact has made ✨️everything✨️ hurt 🙃

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 3d

Guess who accidentally took me out at the knees (sideways 🫠) at full speed yesterday?

I'm mostly ok (bruising & some swelling), Mr. Moose thinks my hypermobility might've saved my meniscus from tearing (but idk med stuff, all I know is it hurt lol)

Aster (3 year old black lab/pit/staffy mix) sitting and smiling, wearing a purple halloween bandana with ghosts and jack-o-lanterns on it

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

DOJ WHISTLEBLOWER: “I wouldn’t be abiding by my oath if I stayed silent right now.” 🇺🇸

He says Trump’s DOJ wanted him to lie (about Kilmar being a gang member & terrorist, etc…) — and fired him when he wouldn’t.

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Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(9/9)

(Lion costume competition, plus Jack, who I haven't won quite yet)

Zelda, who has a dirty blonde hair ruffle

Jack, who's black and orange like a jack-o-lantern

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(8/9)

(Cow costume competition)

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(7/9)

(Cowboy, bull, constellation, space) (couples costumes)

Ferdinand, with a bull hat and cowbell necklace

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(6/9)

(Strawberry, sunflower, Man with the Yellow Hat from Curious George, ghost wearing eyeliner)

Min Kim, wearing a yellow flower ruffle around the neck

Essie, who's all white except eyeliner shaped black markings on her eyes

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(5/9)

(Hippie, frog, Pan from mythology, Mimi from Rent) (yes Petal and Pickles are besties)

Petal, a brown bunny wearing a flower crown

A very similar looking bunny to Petal, named Pickles, wearing a frog hat

Mimi, who has cute hair clips on her ears

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(4/9)

(A mushroom, maple leaf, gingerbread, & cupid)

Pumpkin, who has a mushroom on his forehead

Queenie, who is brown, has white freckles, and wears a red and green winter beanie

Sweetie, who is gray with white heart markings and pink eyes

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(3/9)

(A doberman, emo boy, emo girl, & a lemon) (Kurtis and Ebony are in a band together)

Amber, whose coloring looks like doberman with the brown and black

Kurtis, who has emo bangs and subtle guyliner

Ebony, who has emo bangs, a choker, and a bow

Yuzu, who is yellow & has a green leaf on his forehead

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(2/9)

(A vacationer, the beach, a hedgehog, & a flower) (I headcanon Hobie as having a crush on Sandi)

Hobie, a bunny with white markings on face and arms that look like sunscreen

Sandi, a bunny whose pattern looks like sand & wearing a star

Snuffles, who just really looks like a hedgehog

Violet, who has a flower she wears as a hat

Elizabeth the Sillymoose @sillymoose7.bsky.social · 1d

(1/9) A thread of bunnies from the bunny haven game I play, who clearly have the halloween spirit (these are not all of the bunnies)

(Grouch Marx, Einstein, the reaper, & a bee)

A cartoon bunny named Clover, who has very exaggerated eyebrows

Sugar, a white cartoon bunny with gray ears, glasses, and a bowtie

Beatrice, a brown bunny wearing a bee costume

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 2d

Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).

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