Chrissi 🍉
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A respectable lunatic She/her SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉 #Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships Owned by 2 cats and a dog Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
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Gods' Image

E - 1/1
Breylo
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If Rey had known the consequences of getting the symbol of the twin hunting gods tattooed on her body as part of her dissertation research, she might have chosen differently.

Then again, maybe not.

#Reyloween #reylo

archiveofourown.org/works/72078906
Moodboard for SheSaidSarcastically's Breylo fic Gods' Image. In the centre is a black and white drawing of a tattoo depicting two tigers and a leopard hunting two deer, set against a white background with a pattern of light grey dots forming concentric circles.
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not that I need another hockey WIP, but uh, new ClydePhee fic coming soon

Miss Phee has always loved hockey, and this year, she decides to incorporate it into her classroom. It's an instant hit with her students, and after accidentally going viral, a certain veteran player pays her a special visit
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COMPLETE: “rescue me”

🐺 a/b/o, alphas are kept like pets
🖋️ e, 6/6, 16k
🥹 abused Alpha Kylo and Beta “keeper” Rey

🔗 final chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/560737...
They have each have to protect each other from their respective sides
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Greta Thunberg Describes Israeli Guards’ Torture of Gaza Aid Flotilla Activists

Thunberg said, “If Israel, with the whole world watching, can treat a well-known, white person with a Swedish passport this way, just imagine what they do to Palestinians behind closed doors.”
Greta Thunberg Describes Israeli Guards’ Torture of Gaza Aid Flotilla Activists
The Swedish activist Greta Thunberg has provided details about the torture and abuse she and other participants of the Global Sumud Flotilla suffered in Israeli detention, after they were abducted on ...
www.democracynow.org
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Art friends: Here's a tip for getting rid of *a lot* of the AI slop in your Pinterest feed.

⭐Go into your account settings.
⭐Click the "Refine your recommendations" tab.
⭐Click the GenAI Interests subtab.
⭐TURN OFF EVERYTHING.

So far, my feed is *significantly* cleaner.
Screenshot of the Pinterest settings menu. The option "Refine your recommendations" is circled. Screengrab of the Refine Your Recommendations tab in Pinterest's settings. The subtab GenAI Interests is circled.
Below, all options have been turned off.
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A Tribute for the Dragon is the first *new* Reylo story I have posted since 2020, written in a frenzy. There will be multiple chapters hitting multiple prompts for #Reyloween #Reylo #Reylofic

Hope you like it. :) archiveofourown.org/works/725957...
Yes please to all of that.

Is he a werewolf from a rival family???
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I wrote several of these in a fugue state yesterday before immediately falling asleep

#reyloprompt
#omegaverse
#reylo
His side of the glass should be mirrored opaque but he’s staring directly at her. 

Rey tests her theory, moving to her right. His chin tilts to follow her. 

The restraints pull his shoulders back, lines of sinew stretched taut, skin still wet from the suppressant shower. It can’t be comfortable, but he shifts down in his seat, spreads his knees wide as if he’s settling in to watch a film in a recliner instead of a steel chair bolted to the floor in the centre of a bare, soundproofed, room. 

She stops, moves back to the centre of the viewing window, and his eyes crinkle at the corners. Underneath the muzzle, he’s grinning. The skin at the back of her neck tingles. 

“Increase security,” she snaps into her radio. “His pack will be coming for him.”
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Daily prompt for October 16: WICKED 🖤

#Reyloween #Reylofic #Reyloart
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#reyloween #clydephee

Wicked 🖤❤️
He wakes with a wicked headache. There’s enough harsh light from a bare lightbulb to reveal a familiar shade of red hair and those pretty hazel eyes he’d never forget. She’s pale though—always was, but paler now than he remembers—like she hasn’t seen the sun in who knows how long.

“Little Phee Bang. You’re all grown up. Ain’t seen you since—“

“It’s Ophelia Prince now. And my husband’s records show that you’re in debt to him.” He turns his wrist to try to loosen the bonds, but whoever tied him knew what they were doing.

“Tell him I’m good for the money—just need more time.”

“He doesn’t know about this, and I don’t want your money, Clyde. I want you to work for me. If I’m going to take down Hamlet, I need help—from someone I can trust.”
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miserable kitty!ben (but tolerating the bow because it's gets him a lot of rey's attention)
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#Reylo
It’s not like Rey’d thought bringing Ben home—have him be accepted—would be easy.

Still, she’d not anticipated how mean people could be—“Muzzle your mutt,” Beau snaps; “Beasts should be caged,” Snap jeers—even as he lets it roll off him.

She finds the only person she needs leash is herself.
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they’re switches, your honor #reyloww
Rey stuffs her discarded smallclothes in his mouth—Kylo is likely to be loud, and she would prefer to be able to look their guards in the eye tomorrow morning, for once. 

His eyes flash in indignation, like flames glinting off the blade of a sword.

She raises an eyebrow in challenge. Can you take it?

His jaw works, cheeks hollowing, and she can guess what he’s doing: sucking on the fabric to draw out the taste of her. Even bound and effectively gagged, Kylo can give her a look that’s hotter than the warmth of the crackling hearthfire. I’ll take everything you have to give me.
She'll just have to give him an outlet for his beastly instincts
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BOUND
#reylo . e . chapter 3
Realization hits her with stunning clarity and a misery so deep it overshadows his own unhappiness through the bond they now share: your Alpha doesn’t want you.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/723542...
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Wait. A preview for a reylo story that isn’t Programmer’s?!

Yeah. Cause this is for @reyloween.bsky.social #reyloween #reylo #reylofic
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Come see what's brewing this week for #Reyloween!

Part 1

My dreams turn darker by @randombks.bsky.social

Bleeding Heart by @shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social

Hexennacht by @jacklynnfrost.bsky.social

a haunted heart by @janejanajuno.bsky.social

Besos a medianoche by fangirl_bb8