Shaker Samman
@shaker.bsky.social
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This is unfortunate. Best American Sports Writing 2022, Duke ’17, other things in-between, before, and after.
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"Oh yeah, Phillies fans, we’re gonna feel even worse than you thought today."
I've been sick lately but I'm back on the blogwagon. Today's post is an extensive comparison between
the Kerkering error and the Kawhi Leonard buzzer beater of 2019, followed by an even more extensive breakdown of what the Phillies can and should fix
Can the 2025 Phillies Avoid Becoming the 2019 Sixers?
In this metaphor, Manny Ramirez is Vince Carter, Jhoan Duran is Jimmy Butler, Rob Thomson is Brett Brown.
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Bullpen can't blow the game if the bullpen doesn't enter the game
man what a dominant outing

Yamamoto retired his final 14 batters, first Dodgers postseason complete game in 21 years
Has anyone considered unplugging Yoshi and plugging him in again
What they really need is a Micah Parsons-type.
Meat Eata Day 2.0 let’s do this
Jorge Polanco, who you’ve NEVER said anything negative about at any point in your life, because why would you, he’s future Hall of Famer Jorge Polanco
I have absolutely no idea how LaPorta caught that
I think it would be nice if the Lions could go one (1) week without an injury to a key member of the secondary
Amon-Ra absolutely bodied that corner
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a doink from that close
I mean that was predictable the second Kahnle walked out there
What’s the point of having replay if this is the outcome
Lmao apparently this doesn’t touch the bat, according to Major League Baseball
unquestionably hits the bat first
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
I feel like my heart might explode. I can’t keep doing this.
I know they’re probably pulling Skubal but I’d really appreciate if they didn’t
[puts entire microphone inside of my mouth] KERRY MOTHERFUCKING BONDS
And LeBron James is Gwangi
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One time @zachkram.bsky.social had to inform a bewildered Michael Lombardi that eight points is still only one possession and that’s probably the first time I ever totally understood the concept of failing upwards.