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Dan (spooky version)

@sh0rtshine.bsky.social

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Spooky guy Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry he/him

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 16m

Really feels like we're just treading water on a lot of these feuds #AEWDynamite

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 56m

I think I missed her previous puppetry in this company but she seems like a good puppeteer

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 57m

10/10 segment, no notes #AEWDynamite

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

It really hits different to see a wrestler on TV (Queen Aminata) that I first saw in a bingo hall down the road from me #AEWDynamite

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Hayter/Aminata with the win! #AEWDynamite

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Megan and Penelope are kinda Xena and Gabrielle coded #AEWDynamite

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · Feb 1

this hits so hard rn

Black Dynamite: I’m declaring Babylon must fall
Pimp: But Black Dynamite I live in Babylon

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

The government should pay you to become a streamer

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Every streaming service has little content and cost many money. I want one with all content for zero money

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

Are you fucking kidding me

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

The Demand better be out to challenge the Opps and not the Hurt Syndicate lol

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1h

The Floris Lava

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 4h

Me, every day

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 4h

not sure who needs to hear this today

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 9h

Consciously refraining from tagging DBJ

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 2d

Bussy butt bagina

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 23h

I have been forced by court order to reveal that this account is primarily run by Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 23h

I'm not handing it to Trump but I really don't care that he's destroying our national plantation house to build a McDonald's or whatever

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I've decided that next year, I'm going to try to watch at least one movie I've never seen before per week. The New 52

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Image from the movie 1984 of everyone yelling at the guy on the screen

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I've been reading Tomie

Meme image of one normal sized knight facing a giant knight. Giant knight is labeled "Young woman with power to supernaturally seduce any man and regenerate herself from any piece of her body" and the normal sized knight is labeled "One gay man"

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Junji Ito wrapping up a story

Still from the movie Animal House showing the character Neidermeyer with caption "Douglas C. Neidermeyer '63, killed in Vietnam by his own troops"

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Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

I was about to have a sex dream this morning, but my alarm woke me up while, in the dream, I was trying and failing to successfully open a condom wrapper 😑

Dan (spooky version) @sh0rtshine.bsky.social · 1d

Hey now I never said that