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Gojira, King of Shibas

@seawarrior.bsky.social

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My dogs are 柴犬の王、ゴジラ and Princess Sylvie the Benevolent. I’m a retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer, aviator, globetrotter, itinerant dog walker, USC Trojan, and Oxford Comma aficionado.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 8h

She needs to “accidentally” leave the business card of a good divorce attorney on his nightstand.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 8h

“Speeders on I-5 barreling through Sacramento Bureaucracy on their way to Dodger Stadium tonight.”

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 11h

If only it were possible to magnetize Diet Coke.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Hopefully, Mother Nature will put your hypothesis to the test post-haste.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Unless by “zoning” they mean “tiny dick energy.”

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

They’re reich on.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

The game is not on Fox News. It’s on their broadcast network. Fox themselves own 18 stations, and the other affiliate stations are owned by other broadcasters.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

I’m surprised Generalissimo Cheeto hasn’t threatened to pull Fox’s FCC license for running it. Or has he?

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t decide which is funnier:

That Yahoo thinks anyone gives a shit what Bill Maher thinks about the NYC mayoral race, or that Bill Maher thinks anyone gives a shit what Bill Maher thinks about the NYC mayoral race.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Shot his dogs like Kristi Noem?

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit, does he know Stormy Daniels, too?

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

But of course we won’t be allowed to have any resulting therapy in the USA because…reasons.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Indeed. Anyone who’s spent more than 15 seconds at COMICON would know it’s an absurd statement. Really, you don’t even need to go in, just hang out at the trolley stop across from the convention center.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

When I was stationed at SPAWAR, I learned the 726 boats actually had three crews:
The BLUE crew, the GOLD crew and the OTHER crew. I was assured by members of both the BLUE and GOLD crews that is was always the OTHER crew that broke shit.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe the Saudi alfalfa growers can spare a couple gallons.

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

He was going on and on the other day about Jack Smith’s “raid on Mar-a-Lago” and Jack Smith wasn’t even named Special Counsel until MONTHS afterwards. 🤷‍♂️

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

It’s in Tulare County. I think it’s in Devin Nunes’ old district?

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

I think we’re all in this together.

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President Ronald Reagan wearing a Toronto Blue Jays Jersey and saying “Go Jays!”

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 3d

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

I’m probably going to hell, aren’t I?

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President Ronald Reagan wearing a Toronto Blue Jays Jersey and saying “Go Jays!”

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Even Ronald Reagan wants the Jays to win.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been a Dodgers fan my entire life, but if the Jays win, I’m gonna be looking forward to some epic trolling from both Ontario and Ottawa!

Either way, Go Blue!

Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Mmmm. Ratburger.

homer simpson is looking out of a window with his mouth open and a carrot in his mouth .

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Ummm…is it…

a man in a purple suit sits at a table with his hands folded

Alt: The Church Lady is certain that Donald Trump is the Antichrist. She may be on to something.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Who TF cares about safety? Don’t people realize we have a throne room to build here? Priorities, people!