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🔩Joan
@screwedjoan.bsky.social
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Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 7h
cheese, sausage, macaroni n cheese boxes, milk, butter, peppers, onions, broccoli, and a six pack of beer for $50. i feel like this would have been $25 like 8 years ago
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 8h
“only the barest essentials” i tell myself before spending $50 effortlessly at the grocery store
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h
Canadites
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h
fucking REAL
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h
it’s seriously so good at making me less upset and tired and anxious all the time i love music and i hate not being able to listen to it
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 10h
anyone who has ever visited 4chan can easily imagine this
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
i understand george is the liberal one but he uses these to turn her on
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
let’s be clear i am specifically imagining kelly-anne and george conway here doing this routine every few nights
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
her: you have to get a vasectomy if you want to keep not using condoms

him: i just…i don’t feel comfortable with a biological boy on the girls team. it’s nothing against trans people. it’s just too much too fast.
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
her: we seriously need to talk about you going down on me first sometimes

him: *panicked* babe have you seen these troubling US birth rates? I think you and i can both agree this is a most troubling development
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
thinking about how the one-two punch of rescinding abortion rights in conjunction with a media assault against trans issues more or less completely wiped away the “Cliteracy” campaign of the mid-2010s that encouraged men to actually give a shot about women’s sexual pleasure. surely a coincidence 🧐
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
what’s the point of something like this if you don’t even have an illustration of paul newman cosplaying as a ninja turtle in a hilarious miscalculation
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 11h
kevin they have naught but evil in their hearts and all they know is killing
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12h
The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h
we can’t pretend telling black women and trans people to kill themselves doesn’t come from a place of real economic struggle
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 12h
is it good that one of the two political parties is just 4chan now and the other party is like well we can’t pretend the channers don’t have a point when they call us normfags
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18h
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 13h
damn we’ll never get a nightwing who has problems with women now
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 13h
BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump's run on Nightwing has been cancelled by DC Comics
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 13h
ai is about the 3 Ps: Plagiarism, Pornography, and fascist Propaganda
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 14h
Fifty Shades of Grey rock opera with the barn-burning guitar jam opener “My Birth Mother, The Crack Whore”
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 15h
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 14h
you NEED to have more cybersex or the world economy is gonna collapse dawg
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 15h
is it just me or does this read as “we’re gonna let you have cybersex chatgpt as much as you want since that appears to be one of the only popular use cases besides teens cheating on homework”
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 15h
i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 15h
um. she’s a famous celebrity who fucked jfk and died tragically. why wouldn’t you want her to be in a grimdark fantasy dragon show from the 2010s. how does that not make the most sense in the world do you hate art
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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 15h
extremely easy to use identical justification for denying srs and, say, approving a procedure to fix your broken back, because much as the trans people technically chose to transition, you chose to push your body to break. just because that’s not how choice works doesn’t mean they won’t argue it
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