Scree
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Some sort of awful gremlin not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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Yeah the line we got around my way was "get people back into the office to save our high street shops"

no mention of the effect on local businesses outside the office districts that were doing just fine with more local customers in the residential areas
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You might be Evil GM, but you'll never be Evil GM Running the Kobayashi Maru In Media Res on a Player That's Never Seen Wrath of Khan evil.
Had my first Evil GM moment tonight and I am ashamed to say that it felt really good and it was Very Funny
every time I read it I think of the cask of amontillado
the bunny is perfectly safe you should get closer
It's Avida, the purple witch bunny, gesturing for you to come closer. Why's she licking her lips
horse chestnuts

used for a very old playground game in britain where kids would scrounge them up from trees and hope to get a particularly tough one to attach to a string and smack against an opponent's until one or the other broke, with scores for how many opponents a given conker has defeated
JOE MALIGNO sounds like a fuckin carnival magician themed batman villain
Yes extremely very good
I had a white mage lizardy thing who mostly served as a foil for scree being horrible
Disco Elysium "are women bourgeois" but unironically
In fact the more I think about it the more I think it looks like a fox version of master pain aka Betty from Kung pow
I can't help but picture this fox saying "how many men does it take to deliver a message?" to the henchman beside him
I frisbeed it into a spinning polygon with a face on it is that not what you're supposed to do
Yeah when I read "people who eat each other to reproduce" I was like

Damn that's some John carpenter shit
Some kinda anglerfish men
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it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Bonus points if the vampire stomach doesn't actually work but like

They're a vampire they're supernaturally strong you're not getting out

(Comedy points if the victim can and repeatedly does escape during the day so they wake up hungry again and it's just a thing the locals have to deal with)
Okay though I've had thoughts about this before though and they amount to "okay so technically the curse doesn't require me to drink living blood, I just have to have living blood inside me it doesn't say anything about removing it from the person, plus it turns out blood keeps longer this way"
The fun part is that the wingman is specifically from a heretic sect that came to the conclusion that "wait, we're not going to heaven, so we should murder the people we DON'T want to spend eternity with, also since we're damned anyway we might as well get in on the hookers and blow lifestyle"
One of the wingmen in privateer 2 was from a cult that believed that the victims of murder go to heaven automatically, so they go around murdering people they deem good and worthy of heaven rather than taking a chance on judgement, knowing that they themselves are damned (because of the murders)
Avida should do some horror story for Halloween, being a witch and all (locking you in a cage to fatten you up first optional)
Absolutely wild that her profile is full of all the Good Person Biographical Points about being a wholesome antifascist vegan doggo and then turns around and defends the "undo all the progress made by green energy over the last 20 years" machine
Yeah, some people don't seem to grasp the concept of per-character prefs

Like just because one of my characters is into something doesn't make it open season to try it on, say, Avida
This scenario is extremely scree-coded (stealing someone's lunch, getting eaten by mousegirls)