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@scottdunsmore.bsky.social

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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · May 23

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"Matt Groening" pointing a gun directly at a camera lens as he screams, "Get outta my office!"

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 47m

Breaking news: MLB has moved Game 1 of the World Series to tonight.
Rob Manfred: "I didn't realize you dipshits were so bored it was going to take more than a day to decide whether it's ok for a Senate candidate to have a Nazi tattoo. At this rate the internet isn't gonna last until Friday."

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 56m

I could have gone with Larry Miller's "Stages of Drinking" bit with trying unsuccessfully to get your money back from the tattoo parlor. "But I don't know anyone named 'Ruby'!"

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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1h

All these people are saying “wait to you think he’s REALLY a Nazi,” and my response is “no I think it’s more likely he’s an irony-poisoned edgelord douchebro, another group that’s absolutely ruining the fucking country.”

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h

"No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1h

Graham Platner, a Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Maine, says he'll remove a tattoo of an image widely recognized as a Nazi symbol that he got on his chest nearly 20 years ago.

Maine Senate candidate Platner says he'll remove tattoo recognized as Nazi symbol

Graham Platner, a Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Maine, says he'll remove a tattoo of an image widely recognized as a Nazi symbol that he got on his chest nearly 20 years ago.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Grandpa Simpson: We're not allowed to read newspapers. They angry up the blood.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 14h

Pankot. Makes the sacrifices more convenient.

a man with a red mohawk and a necklace of teeth is looking at something .

Alt: Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 15h

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist--but he is NOT a porn star!"

Grandpa Simpson explaining to a reporter how Homer is not a communist

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 16h

Huh. That sounds nice.

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 16h

Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy entered a prison in Paris on Tuesday to begin serving a 5-year sentence for a criminal conspiracy to finance his 2007 election campaign with funds from Libya. https://to.pbs.org/4hp0USX

France's former President Sarkozy begins 5-year prison sentence for campaign finance conspiracy

He is the first ex-leader of modern France to be imprisoned.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 18h

The Muntz Administration, everybody.

Lisa Simpson (to Nelson): "Nuke the Whale"? You don't really believe that, do you?

Nelson Muntz: I don't know. Gotta nuke something.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 18h

There's not a more apt metaphor for this administration than demolishing part of the White House just because.

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 20h

lawyer here. if you see someone wearing AI glasses you’re allowed to punch them in the face.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 23h

And, maybe it's just me, but this latest thing makes it appear that MAGA chuds are the ones committing crimes. Which, whoops, you just stumbled into the solution.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 23h

Every day he says something that makes me say, "That's it. That's the dumbest thing he's ever said." And then he says something even dumber the next day. Like clockwork.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Trump: "Women in Chicago, beautiful Black women, walking around with red MAGA hats because they don't want to be mugged and shot and everything else."

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

You could have just said "no" and what I can only assume is an AI program would then remove you from their list, according to the last line.

But fuck off is more appropriate.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Played by Jamie Foxx, ironically.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

The Nixon Foundation's "Architect of Peace" award motto:

Homer Simpson (threatening the Space Coyote): "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you."

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

No, then it falls into the "unknown, experienced" category. It's the final and thinnest one. So if that doesn't work, it might have been Preller's fault the whole time.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Preller has tried unknown, inexperienced managers. He's tried well-known, experienced managers. I forgot there are a couple other categories to choose from. Albert Pujols would fall into the "well-known, inexperienced" one. #Padres

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Just Ben @justanotherben.bsky.social · 1d

Announce a federal bounty on Blue Jays (the actual birds)

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm imposing 250% tariffs on any baseball games played outside of the US."

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, Seattle, but you can have the Vedder Cup or a World Series appearance, not both. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

An entire stadium full of Hallmark Channel movie extras. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

Whoops. #ALCS

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

He'll probably declare the dogers winners anyway. And then steal the World Series trophy. It's what he does.

Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1d

"It can only be a great city if there is no crime."

Yet another insane thing uttered by the Pooper In Chief on camera.