Pokey Thee Stallion
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Pokey Thee Stallion
@schw4b.bsky.social
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Disabled gay atheist-humanist. New Deal democratic socialist. Also still artist, writer, creator-of-nonsense; tabletop miniature enthusiast, comic book weirdo (he/him)
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... oof, that's on the USDA website? That tracks. Not your fault sharing bad information, then. Apologies for the confusion.
Kelly, I will say 'I cherish and respect your contributions and your advocacy,' but the graphic calls pro-LGBTQ+ policy "gender mutilation procedures" and says Democrats want to give healthcare to "illegal aliens," both of which are hurtful stereotypes-- this person's biases and agenda trouble me?
I would've screamed "OH YEAH?! MAYBE I'M BORN WITH IT; MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLIENE." to that literal child. As loud as it were possible to do so.
I definitely believe my parents thought: 'Enh, he wants books. At-- at least it's not drugs?'
The British think the Italians take too much time talking? It isn't "spaghetti bolognese," it's SPAG BOL.
I wondered if I could design a shirt that had a green antlered blob on it and just read: "HOMOSHREKSUAL" without getting sued by (... idk, Dreamworks?)

... I have yet to be so brave, but you know. Watch my etsy store for updates.
You've got to pronounce it like it's short for "pre-kindergarten." Q: Intern, where is my sample of 'shree-kay?'
It was *very clearly* satire in 1st and 2nd editions. It became less obvious in order to progress editions and sell more models, as the satirical content was diluted, Space Marines became the sort of 'recognizable human hero symbol,' and 'oh wait, the Imperium are fascists...' was washed out. For $.
They independently decide, each time, that national healthcare and a robust social safety net is "commie European shit."
HUNTER-THRILLER MISSILE, where the ejected warhead goes paragliding or base-jumping instead of impacting the target. *Whee!*
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Cutting SNAP is like, “What if we played Jenga w society itself?”
My partner's gender euphoria kicks in *a little extra!* when he lifts me off my feet (usually non-consensual, but begrudgingly tolerated!)
He's helping with her new book, "So He's Gotten Out The Calipers," A Guide To Surviving Amateur Physiognomy and Professional Bat-Shittery (... with apologies, naturally. Hopefully an implied wink?)
"Thisse yeare't hotte accesorie: Pepper!"
"Also 'in:' Typhoid, tlave laboure, and masse deathe."
YOUR WIFE, WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR: Jesus Christ, you smell like... Ben Gay and bad decisions! Where *were* you?!
Get Alfred Molina to record that line from "Spider-Man 2" for you. 'The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand!' and make it go off every time someone puts a quarter in one of the games.
"Men will participate in multiple entire fantasy roleplaying campaigns rather than go to therapy."

... just saying, if you ever run out of gift ideas for that person: that one feels like a gimme.
They're gorgeous and you should be proud.
"Just relax, and let the hooks do their work..."
... would that be Rex the Wonder Dog?
"Buy This Magazine Or The Dog Gets It."
With that haircut/soul-patch combo? Palmer Luckey couldn't get laid *today,* nevermind when he was 16-18...