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Pokey Thee Stallion

@schw4b.bsky.social

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Disabled gay atheist-humanist. New Deal democratic socialist. Also still artist, writer, creator-of-nonsense; tabletop miniature enthusiast, comic book weirdo (he/him)

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 4h

... oof, that's on the USDA website? That tracks. Not your fault sharing bad information, then. Apologies for the confusion.

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 4h

Kelly, I will say 'I cherish and respect your contributions and your advocacy,' but the graphic calls pro-LGBTQ+ policy "gender mutilation procedures" and says Democrats want to give healthcare to "illegal aliens," both of which are hurtful stereotypes-- this person's biases and agenda trouble me?

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

I would've screamed "OH YEAH?! MAYBE I'M BORN WITH IT; MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLIENE." to that literal child. As loud as it were possible to do so.

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

I definitely believe my parents thought: 'Enh, he wants books. At-- at least it's not drugs?'

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

The British think the Italians take too much time talking? It isn't "spaghetti bolognese," it's SPAG BOL.

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

I wondered if I could design a shirt that had a green antlered blob on it and just read: "HOMOSHREKSUAL" without getting sued by (... idk, Dreamworks?)

... I have yet to be so brave, but you know. Watch my etsy store for updates.

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

You've got to pronounce it like it's short for "pre-kindergarten." Q: Intern, where is my sample of 'shree-kay?'

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

It was *very clearly* satire in 1st and 2nd editions. It became less obvious in order to progress editions and sell more models, as the satirical content was diluted, Space Marines became the sort of 'recognizable human hero symbol,' and 'oh wait, the Imperium are fascists...' was washed out. For $.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

They independently decide, each time, that national healthcare and a robust social safety net is "commie European shit."

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

HUNTER-THRILLER MISSILE, where the ejected warhead goes paragliding or base-jumping instead of impacting the target. *Whee!*

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Alexandra Jordan MD @alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social · 1d

Cutting SNAP is like, “What if we played Jenga w society itself?”

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

My partner's gender euphoria kicks in *a little extra!* when he lifts me off my feet (usually non-consensual, but begrudgingly tolerated!)

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

He's helping with her new book, "So He's Gotten Out The Calipers," A Guide To Surviving Amateur Physiognomy and Professional Bat-Shittery (... with apologies, naturally. Hopefully an implied wink?)

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

"Thisse yeare't hotte accesorie: Pepper!"
"Also 'in:' Typhoid, tlave laboure, and masse deathe."

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

www.amazon.com/Toynk-Hellra...

I bought my plastic gateway to Hell on eBay and assembled it with superglue!

Hellraiser 4-Inch Puzzle Stash Box Storage Tin - Licensed Collectible Horror Movie Merchandise - Novelty Scary Film Home And Office Decor

Amazon.com: Hellraiser 4-Inch Puzzle Stash Box Storage Tin - Licensed Collectible Horror Movie Merchandise - Novelty Scary Film Home And Office Decor : Toys & Games

www.amazon.com

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 3d

YOUR WIFE, WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR: Jesus Christ, you smell like... Ben Gay and bad decisions! Where *were* you?!

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 3d

Get Alfred Molina to record that line from "Spider-Man 2" for you. 'The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand!' and make it go off every time someone puts a quarter in one of the games.

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 3d

"Men will participate in multiple entire fantasy roleplaying campaigns rather than go to therapy."

... just saying, if you ever run out of gift ideas for that person: that one feels like a gimme.