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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

3 or 4 seconds. If you haven't thrown it by then, take off running or throw it away. He'll learn.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

That sack is on 18

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

What the hell was that?

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

00:50 left, and he has them huddle. Snap didn't come until 00:36. Awful. Should have been thinking FG to go up 2 scores.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

Ben Johnson is getting out-coached.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

How the fuck did he not throw it away? Unbelievable.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 5h

Gotta come away from there with points. Commanders get the ball to start the 2nd half. I hate when you can feel the momentum shift like this. Hate that 4th down call.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Shoulda just sent my guy Moody out there. He's money.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

4th and 1- Swift averaging 5 a carry. Yeah sure, 7 step drop for a pass over the middle.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Quinn just saved Benedet a flag.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

It's unlike the Bears to make teams pay for their mistakes like this.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Santos is hurt. They signed Moody to the practice squad last week and brought him up today.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Theo Benedet should have been starting before this.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Nice block, Darnell. Yeech.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Brisker looks at Stevenson while he's running it back....

"DON'T EVEN THINK OF LOOKING AT THE CROWD, BITCH!"

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 6h

Theo Benedet is staying. Darnell Wright shouldn't get too comfortable.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 7h

I've got the Jake Moody blues

(sry)

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 7h

I didn't realize that the Magic Kingdom is a permanent no-fly zone for choppers. They have to fly around Disneyland to keep an eye on the chase.

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Dan Bernstein @danbernstein.bsky.social · 7h

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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 8h

Good. Should have happened years ago. Shakedown artist

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 8h

Jake Moody

Not off to a great start this season.

Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 8h

Bears PK Cairo Santos is inactive.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 8h

I bet Tyrique Stevenson will have nothing to say to the crowd tonight.

Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 9h

Hello from Northwest Stadium. Usually I regale you with stories of the last time we were here, but I think that story’s been played out. Tonight’s view for Bears-Commanders

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 9h

They have their own YouTube channel dedicated to chases!

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Southern California Car Chases | CBS LA - YouTube

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Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 9h

Most of them have been on KCAL News on CBS LA. They go over time if the chase is still going on. They stay with it, and fuck The View...or whatever. Pretty cool.

Michael @schmutzie.bsky.social · 9h

It's been going all day, and most of them are LA. I don't know if they have more car chases, but they cover them all. The dude in the news chopper does play-by-play like he does it every day. Looking for a place to PIT but we're doing about 90 so not now...coming up on the CHP handing to off to LAPD