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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 8h

I invite you to help me feed people in Chicago.

bit.ly/distributefoodchicago

we're good on the diapers for now but the food is needed

digging tunnels @marigoldmimsy.bsky.social · 8d

there is not a small number of people who can no longer go to the grocery store or the food pantry, there are many who are taking risks

we have a small wishlist and i will keep sharing it, we keep hearing from families who trust us or trust their networks to trust us

bit.ly/distributefoodchicago

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 9h

I’m fine being a single gal about town but in this instance, it would be nice to have a hunky man to help me with my sexy lidocaine back patches. 👵🏻

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 12h

On the bright side, I already have a portable heating pad from my cancer surgery and also it’’s NOT A TUMAH. 🙃

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 12h

This week in Jamie Cant Catch a Break: arthritis of the spine! Woo hoo!

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 17h

If Frankenstein’s monster was basically his son, wouldn’t he also be a Frankenstein?

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 17h

So sorry for your loss. ❤️

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 2d

They Live feels a little too real right now.

a black and white photo of a building with the words marry and reproduce on it

ALT: a black and white photo of a building with the words marry and reproduce on it

media.tenor.com

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 2d

The future RFK Jr wants
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZy...

I Smell Like Beef Original Extended Version #beefbaby - Katie Ryan

YouTube video by Katie Ryan

m.youtube.com

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t wait till RFKJ tells us smoking six packs a day prevents cancer

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 4d

It was always so exciting! When they didn't have something I wanted, I'd just roam around and maybe stumble on some hidden treasure.
Whenever I'm dog sitting, the owners have 32463 streaming services and I am so overwhelmed that I end up watching something old like "Hart to Hart."

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rabbit @rabbit-heart.bsky.social · 4d

Friends, I am furloughed and I've run out of money to keep myself afloat. If anyone can help I would really appreciate it.

I'm on the various apps as rabbit0heart

Thank you.

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 5d

Under his eye 💩

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 5d

Ugh and then I get an ad for activia feat. Jamie Lee Curtis while I’m pooping and doomscrolling

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 5d

My power is out and my neighbor upstairs is yelling and screaming. Where should I go for brunch?

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 8d

It’s my last day with the sausage casing! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 8d

I’m a very light sleeper except when it comes to earthquakes!

SFGATE @sfgate.com · 8d

An earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 3.1 shook the East Bay on Thursday morning, according to the United States Geological Survey.

Earthquake with 3.1 preliminary magnitude jolts Bay Area on Great ShakeOut day

The moderate shake came on the same day as the state's annual earthquake drill.

bit.ly

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 9d

Today is Bra Reconstruction Awareness Day (BRA Day) and if you search “braday“ on Instagram, it seems more like Brad Pitt Awareness Day.

jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 9d

Is the skims pubic hair thong a joke or is it really actually sold out? #merkin

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 10d

I wish my mom had your willpower. 🥴

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 13d

I can’t lift/push/pull anything over 10lbs right now but my doctor didn’t say no dancing. I want to go ouuuuut.

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 14d

Why can’t we have nice things. UGH

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 15d

Not me grabbing a basket at the store only to carry around my items AND the basket separately. The cashier was just as confused as I was lol. WTH

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 15d

Living in a house for a month has been SO NICE. I don’t want to share walls again and live in my tiny box. 🥺

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 16d

This compression garment makes me feel like I’m in 1902, but also I think it’s for BBLs, because my ass is the only part of me that can breathe.💨

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jamie @schlagenhagen.bsky.social · 17d

Back to hating my reflection. It was fun while it lasted!

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