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30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika chaos. 🌈🏴‍☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞 https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
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Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵

My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
I want to see on discord when you want to share
Not ghost Ed, but a GREAT spooky ghost fic:
Bone’s Adrift archiveofourown.org/works/405393...

The Curse of Blackbeard's Sword
archiveofourown.org/works/43799211

Through the Veil
archiveofourown.org/works/49561417

There may be something I’m forgetting.
Whoever can draw them in various complicated poses are wizards.
Noooo you’re sharing the wrong ghost guys. 😂😭
Wait is this for the frame thingy? I’m drawing one as well. (Just not ghosties.)
Aw I want to see! I do like my newer version better than these though. They deserve a good ghosty glow. ☺️
The little ghosties got an updated mini-makeover. 🧡✨

#OFMDfanart #ofmd
But you’re pairing them with something at least. Cucumber always has a dip. And lettuce with all the add-ons like grilled chicken etc. 🤤
It completely depends on the type of lettuce and what it’s on/paired with. Generally I like it because I love salad.

I like the cronch cronch of cucumber. It’s very satisfying. But I scrape the seeds out, because ew.

Ripe cantalope is great. Not a fan of honeydew.
Everyone I’ve ever told about my hatred of watermelon has said that. It is lies. They’re all gross. Big Watermelon is trying to convince us otherwise.
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We just realized Vulcan was born in 2006 and not 2007. This cat is 19… He really is a spry little old man.
(And christening every surface in that place.)
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i want to see them five years later still living in their inn and being disgustingly in love
pic of Ed and Stede from season two episode eight, they're standing on the porch of the inn and looking at each other
Every year I go through the same thing with this thermostat. It’s in the warmest room of the house, so the front of the house is warm, & gets the sun all day. The back of the house freezing because the heat won’t turn on unless it’s set extra high. 🙄 Meanwhile, my bedroom is currently the arctic.
😂 I know, I know. It’s a very unpopular opinion.
It’s just styrofoam soaked water. 😩

I can’t imagine anything worse than putting salt on that to make salt water-ed fruit. 🤢
Ripe cantalope can be great. It’s just an “eat on its own” fruit.

Don’t get me started on watermelon texture.
I’m going to be even more controversial and just say watermelon is a pointless abomination. It’s barely-flavored water. It’s the La Croix of fruit.
This may be controversial but melon has no place in a fruit salad

It permeates EVERYTHING
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Ed as James Stewart in Rear Window. Stede as Grace Kelly…