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Sarah Enni

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Podcasts x Books x Sports 💪 Currently following the Mariners and writing about it sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 Talking sports x pop culture on On the Bleachers 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · Jun 21

Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West).   

First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?

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Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 5h

Many people are saying

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 6h

3-0 since Humpy won

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

Now that is a Mastrobuoni!!

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

You know he was thinking about it 😂

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

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He’s got a 4.02 ERA !

Miles Mastrobuoni Stats: Statcast, Visuals & Advanced Metrics

(2025) Avg Exit Velocity: 76.5, Hard Hit %: 0, wOBA: .378, xwOBA: .319, Barrel %: 0.

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah and IIRC he has fantastic pitching stats???

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

PLS

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

Remember earlier when he almost died

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

I just know you have an airtight file naming system and it makes me happy

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

I left one of the Twins games early cuz we were losing bad, but it’s one of my greatest regrets that I missed seeing Miles Mastrobuoni pitch in the 9th.

Love him getting a chance to play here 💙

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

“Life”

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

Emerson Hancock proof of life

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 6h

Emerson Hancock proof of life

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

I did see that!! I’ll have to watch again to see what your son said! I loved that every single question was about the stache 😂

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

Gary Hill Jr in troll mode, wishing Josh Naylor a happy Thanksgiving

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

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Playoff Polo Polo Shirt

Let's try something a little different... celebrate the Mariners' success with our very first polo shirt design! Polo has been tearing it up the entire playoffs, and what better way to celebrate than ...

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

I’m just glad Cole’s back to his headshot mustache situation

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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

Ashamed to say it took a month before I fully registered the USA USA chants in the background

Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve got KIRO synced to the broadcast so I don’t have to hear this shit, and when they cut to the booth eating a full ass turkey it was like a hallucination