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Samantha Young

@samanthayoung.me

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Writer, witch, weirdo. Host of the Cosmic Co-Op. I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism. SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸 thecosmiccoop.com

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 13h

Trauma is so funny, what do you mean I cackle with glee when someone is mean to me but I burst into tears when anyone shows me true kindness

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 23h

Good morning to sluts, sx workers, and single moms ONLY ‼️

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

My spouse is currently in a race against time, trying to whip up the batter for his pumpkin bars and get them in the oven before his edible hits, and I love him

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Being born in the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day meant I never had a birthday celebration at school—which was fine with me. One of my son’s classmates had a birthday party at school today and I started crying when I realized he could have a birthday party at school too 😭🥹

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

My non-astrologer husband (who has a deathly hallows tattoo) just now: they really shouldn’t let you get tattoos until you’ve had your Saturn return.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

For years it was drilled into us that Wikipedia is not a valid source but what it does is connect you to valid sources on a specific subject and I think that has been largely devalued. Some of my greatest research rabbit holes begin with a well-cited Wikipedia page.

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Yeah maybe I accidentally stabbed my gum with a flosser this week and now it hurts but the important thing is that I am flossing

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

Ordered pho with tofu in it; it arrives.

There is one single piece of tofu in the entire thing 🤭 that’s a new one

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

Imagine if instead of using their bodies to salsa dance, Portlanders actually put their bodies between ICE agents and the people they’re trying to disappear. Imagine the possibilities

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

Anyway, just to brag for a second. My work on the astrological houses & capitalism is like really good.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 2d

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

The thing about having an ass that just won’t quit is it often comes with an obnoxious personality that also will not quit

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Hawk 🤙🪽 omens & gods guy @omenhawk.bsky.social · 2d

My best friend’s brother is a trans man and he died tragically this week. she’s raising money for his funeral. Pls help me help their family.

www.gofundme.com/f/honor-tann...

Donate to Honor Tanner's Memory and Support His Family, organized by Branwen Movahed

Last week the Thomas family received the devastating news that our belove… Branwen Movahed needs your support for Honor Tanner's Memory and Support His Family

www.gofundme.com

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

The mark of a true barista isn’t your latte art but how well you can aerate your milks so you don’t deafen everyone in the room every time you steam milk

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live a raccoon’s lifestyle

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

I’ve tasted being a weed snob, being a coffee snob, and being a music snob.

I suggest digging for trash in the dumpster under the light of a full moon.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

I can’t believe I almost let a 5’4” man with a Joy Divison tattoo convince me that pop music has no meaning

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Soda Pop is a thinly veiled ode to cunnilingus and you can’t convince me otherwise

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Nobody:

Me: listen cause I’m
Me: PREACHIN TO THE CHOIR
Me: CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?!

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Lego Lost At Sea @legolostatsea.bsky.social · 3d

Hair barrettes/slides, all found washed up on Cornish beaches.
#plasticarchaeology #Anthropocene

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

I know this last part because bathroom has had a broken sink and an “out of order” sign on the door for weeks and they still go in and do their business and leave. Unwashed.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Don’t ever let someone’s status at their job make you think higher of them. I serve executives all day at work and a lot of them are mystified by using tap to pay, leave dishes on their tables like this is a restaurant (it’s not), and are not washing their hands after using the bathroom.

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

So many spiritual questions in the form of “what does xyz mean” or “how do I start doing xyz” can really just be answered by learning how to pay attention.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Being an old white man probably

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 4d

On the bright side, Aries was rising while my kid got his flu + covid shots today. All 3 of us have hella Mars privilege. We teamed up with the nurses to do both shots at once, they got it done in 2 seconds and there were barely any tears 😌 Thank u Mars