sarah
@sablaah.bsky.social
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well well well look who decided to log off twitter!
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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watching the flight attendant do the safety demo so they know it’s not going to waste
YES need a beer with you stat
oh my bad! welcome back my friend
it finds you when it’s meant to be
thanks for saying this. I might email NTSB
ooook this is pretty embarrassing. I kept telling everyone there was no way it was faulty engineering. I was so sure a shark chomped it or something. egg on my face!
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ugh. boss just asked if I could put in a few extra hours in the lab tonight. we’re on a crazy deadline and “someone’s gotta make sure the monster stays on the slab” 🙄 the monster’s not going anywhere! he’s literally chained to the slab!!! this sucks.
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Chicago Party Aunt has accepted a $50,000 signing bonus to enlist with ICE.
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important note from libcrusher:
Reactivating temporarily to send a warning.
Since I got doxxed, it appears the same doxxing ring has targeted several other users. I learned that they were banned this week, only for Elon to, apparently, personally unban them. I feel obliged to warn everyone about my experience.

It wasn't just my personal information that got published. Someone, somewhere, got my passwords too. For my banking accounts, brokerage accounts, venmo, etc.
Most of which had different and unique passwords. All these attempts started the day i got doxxed, and have sporadically continued since. If you know anyone who's been doxxed by this group, you need to have them change all their passwords on every website immediately. Ensure 2FA and any other security measures are in place everywhere.
And, wherever possible, document and report it. Frankly, if you're a lefty of any note, do it now too

If anyone was also a victim of this or knows someone who was, there are ways to reach me. I wish I could go into more details right now. But until that time comes, protect yourself.

I will be deactivating in 20 minutes.
Hopefully, that's enough time for the warning to get out.
been here for 15 years and there’s no place I’d rather be! living in Chicago is goated when loving life is the vibe
yes that would be Chicago
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(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
I enjoying mysekf in the group chat, but then I remembered instances of racism in my life, and pain I have caused others
a screen grab of one of the leaked Young Republican texts that reads: "If we ever had a leak of this chat we would be cooked fr fr"
*seeing a massive horse on a city street being ridden by a guy with a gun* this evoking calm, to me
the lion concerns himself with everything. which is why the lion is on an effective regimen of zoloft and wellbutrin
they offer me lots of money????? oh noooo
Diane Keaton, D’Angelo…would be a shame if another person whose name started with D were to pass…
“no plans for parking” lol
seeing huge SFHs on double lots with ugly ass “save edgewater” signs on the lawn every time I walk my dog is turning me into the joker
good vibes! they’re cute
bartender in rogers park was giving everyone these stickers today
a sticker reading “FUCK ICE / no human is illegal”
amazing - will do, thank you!