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@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social

1.6K followers 520 following 6.2K posts

Stop making excuses, start making an effort. Don’t follow me! I’ll just block you. No me sigas ne me suis pas ついて来ないで لا تتبعني

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 28d

the ‘don’t follow me’ part of the bio is dead serious so if you get blocked it’s because your vibe is way off

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 9h

it was doing this stuttering thing, restart d my phone & it was okay

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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 9h

It’s 2025 and people are like I need to stop visiting Twitter. You’re late to this party. Your brain doesn’t work. Normal people figured this out like 3 years ago. Don’t be a clout hooligan and think Twitter means anything. Just leave. It’s ok. Online is meaningless

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 11h

a teddy bear with a hula hoop around its neck is standing in front of a microphone

ALT: a teddy bear with a hula hoop around its neck is standing in front of a microphone

media.tenor.com

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 11h

this sounds like a sick ass lineup for a metal show

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis

Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

boingboing.net

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 12h

ooohh sick

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 14h

getting mad about someone blocking you is some real bush league shit.

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 19h

You should know the cardinal directions and how to read a map.

Amytiville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 1d

i have never, not once, listened to a song on spotify unless it was playing at somebody else's place

what are you a luddite about

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 19h

If I see a link to a supposedly politically progressive blog that is not just platformed on proud Nazi-funder Substack, but also has an AI slop image generated from the mass theft of labor by artists, that's a double nope from me, dear ones! I get that life is complicated, but these issues aren't.

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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 20h

The brown tinge on A.I. cartoons is from the doo-doo leaking out the brains of the person who posted it.

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

also all the fire doors are still shut so I guess the alarm hasn’t been fixed

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

didn’t feel sleep deprived until just now when I hallucinated a bug.

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

D'Angelo - Chicken Grease (Live)

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

damn, D’Angelo?!

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Museum of Home Video @museumofhomevideo.bsky.social · 1d

TONIGHT: TIMEKEEPERS OF ETERNITY, a wild found-footage remix of Stephen King’s The Langoliers! Aristotelis Maragkos re-cut the ’90s miniseries, printed each frame on paper, & animated it into a new creature-feature starring Bronson Pinchot (previously a side character). LIVE @ 7:30pm PT

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

damn, RIP Drew Struzan

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PVincent (Table Cat Games) @tablecatgames.com · 1d

Play as semi truck driving monsters in Monster Truckers or heretics trying to stop a god like king from feeding in the Wicked Forever King Hungers for your Halloween gaming pleasures. 🎃

tablecatgames.com/product-cate...

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 1d

got woke up at 4:45 by the building’s fire alarms going off for 40 minutes & I think I have some new hearing damage, how’s your morning going?

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3d

Elastica vs. The Gossip - Standing In The Way of Connection [A plus D]

YouTube video by Hank S

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3d

october 25th? that is a Halloween-style party, it’s Halloween-y, may contain 2% real Halloween

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3d

JACOB BLANK

Swimwear and rtw in fun, colorful patterns. Stand out at the beach, club, or living room.

www.shopjacobblank.com

STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3d

when halloween is in the middle of the week it’s fine to have your party the weekend before, but when it’s on a friday or saturday there’s no excuse to have it early

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 3d

me, modeling my new @iamjacobblank jumper

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STAKED CRYPTID @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 4d

“we’re talking *about* you, not *to* you.”