πŸͺ“ "princess" apricot
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πŸͺ“ "princess" apricot
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π–¦Ή I'M THE GIRL YOU'LL DIE FOR !! | Wapeach AU portrayal | Not always active, just wanting to have fun | MDNI πŸ”ž | LEWD ACCS DNI | #peachtoast | ic: SpadeGeistalt π–¦Ή
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wonder if we can turn into scrap metal.
Metale Marrio !
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WARIO IS OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS AT WARIOWARE INC’S NEW DONK LOCATION. YOU CAN APPLY HERE docs.google.com/forms/d/1dR1... πŸ‘ˆ
geuwhh....

[ looking like the most pathetic wet cat ever. ]
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I'm gonna chop off one of your toes if you don't stop.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT????
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But if you are a transphobe we are gonna beat you up.
The Wario Team has always included ALL sorts of villainy and antics.
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// 7. She is infact 4'11 ft and her height is a touchy subject so it's best not to mention it. Like at all.
dear wario, I fucked up on the cake don't come to my apartment oh my god
// 6. DON'T ASK HER TO BAKE. She fucks it up every time.
// 5. Actually an excellent cook. She sometimes will hold dinner at her apartment and cook the boys her famous chicken panini.
ok I'm sorry don't make me get an actual job.
// 4. She's 30 years old. Her birthday is April 1st, because her whole life is a joke.
I AM 30 YEARS OLD!!! I DONT NEED A DAMN BOOSTER SEAT!!!!!
we should send mean things to the green one.
// i watched few episodes of sunny and dee... I love you