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💰 wario
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OBEY wario; destroy MARIO❗️ (parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+
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WARIO BELIEVES IN A GOOD COMPETITION BASED MARKET. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS
OH, YEAH.. OH, YEAH! COME GIVE-A WARIO SOME SUGAR, BABYCAKES
MARIO IS-A NOT HERE. GO BACK IN YOUR IVORY TOWER OF MONARCHY AND LEAVE WARIO TO HIS LEGITIMATE BUSINESS
WHAT. IS YOUR BRAIN SO PEA SIZED YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND?
YES BUT IT IS-A EASY TO THINK OF ‘MARIO’ WHEN ONE HEARS ‘SCHMUCK’. UNLIKE WARIO, WHO IS MOST-A ASSOCIATED WITH WORDS LIKE ‘ENTREPRENEUR’ AND ‘SIGMA’.
SONIS, PLEASE. YOU WOUND WARIO LIKE THIS. YOU CAN REMEMBER MARIO, BUT NOT WARIO? COME ON!
SONIS, YOU KNOW WARIO. WE DID THE JAVELIN EVENT TOGETHER AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES. PLEASE, LET WARIO INSIDE.
HELLO SONIS. IT'S-A-ME, WARIO. YOU HAVE NOT-A BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS, SO, I AM HERE TO SEE YOU. BUT IT IS SO VERY-A COLD OUTSIDE, AND YOUR BACK DOOR IS LOCKED. PLEASE LET WARIO INSIDE. IF YOU'RE COLD, AFTER ALL, THEY ARE COLD.
[ slaps you so hard you get sent there smash brothers 100% kill style ]
(( hi guys
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CONGRATULATIONS @myhobbyisboy.bsky.social FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE SO FAR TO APPLY. YOU ARE NOW UH JUNIOR MANAGER AT NEW DONK CITY LOCATION
WARIO IS OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS AT WARIOWARE INC’S NEW DONK LOCATION. YOU CAN APPLY HERE docs.google.com/forms/d/1dR1... 👈
GO NOW AND MAY DEMOCRACY SEE YOU THROUGH
HELLO ELISE IT IS I, WARIO. WARIO WAS BUSY YESTERDAY BUT WARIO WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW. ATTACHED BELOW WILL BE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIF
WARIO WILL DRAFT YOU FOR WARIO'S WAR. COME HERE
WARIO MEANT WARIO, NOT MARIO. MY BAD
VALENTINE’S DAY? EEEW. MARIO MUST PREPARE VALENTINE GIFT BOX FOR WHEN THE MONA HITS THE OFFICE THAT DAY. WARIO’S LEAST FAVORITE EVENT OF THE YEAR
WELL UHHH YOU KNOW UHHH WELL UHHH OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK IT IS DONKEY KONG [ pointing in a random direction ]
(( write with my wario, girl
WARIO KEEPS ADDING QUESTIONS HAHA SO SILLY OF WARTIO
WARIO IS OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS AT WARIOWARE INC’S NEW DONK LOCATION. YOU CAN APPLY HERE docs.google.com/forms/d/1dR1... 👈
WALUIGI IS VERY UN-BASED TO GREEN LUIGI. NOT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT NARRATIVE, BUT BECAUSE WALUIGI IS A DEMENTED FREAK