D.K.
@junglehijinx.bsky.social
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀the leader of the bunch, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ you know him well! ⠀ ⠀⠀( parody account )⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+
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(( hoooooly fuck dk bananza is awesome (I finished it)
9999 GOLD????? A robbery !!!
[ burning you in turf pieces ] go to hell little buddy!
IN SIX DAYS…. KONG STRANDING
(( still incredibly funny to me that dk had no idea who Pauline was but he ended up continuing the Jumpman Cycle anyways
Well, duh! Even Kiddy could’a told you that.
I always yearned for the mines, little buddy!
(( don key KOOOOOOOOONG
RRRAHHHHGH THIS ROCK FUCKING /SUCKS/
ME DONKEY. ME OPEN BIG CAN OF BEANS [ starts absolutely destroying the local landscape ]
that’s right baby, I talk now. we’re Donkey Kong Country’ing (the animated series) this bitch
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
ooook (it means you)
this is understanable. i'm pretty big and scary and y'know? i'm kinda abig deal
… and he was behind you.
oooh oook ((what if there was a BIHG monkey….))
ok ooook (( i’m going to kill you. and then kill you again ))
ook ook ook ((alright fine. I forgive you, I Guess.))
OOK OOK OOK ((WOW OKAY. I LEARN A NEW SKILL AND YOU HIT ME WITH THE TRIPLE QUESTION MARK. I SEE HOW IT IS))
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[ in perfect english ] entirely a need for it