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RIOT 💗

@rotcityriot.bsky.social

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For legal reasons, I am a comedian. Southern swamp creature. Meanest NB. Politics, shitposts, a little bit of horror. 🏳️‍⚧️

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · Jul 3

MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER

A white person with black nails pressing on a ginger cat's back paw pads

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 4h

Taters

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TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 9h

Saw a good username

Crude drawing of malcolm in the middle dressed like edward elric. Text reads fullmiddle malcolmist

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 15h

In boring late-30s news, I think I have just about nailed how to get my perfect tea temp and am actually using my ridiculous tea collection

Tonight is chamomile

a cartoon drawing of a cup of tea and a knife with ooh written on the bottom

Alt: a cartoon drawing of a cup of tea and a knife with ooh written on the bottom

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 15h

Y'know what

Touche

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 16h

"i don't understand this and i'm glad" is a good creed or motto or whatever i don't know

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 23h

i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 16h

Her name is Derimuel and she's gay

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 16h

69 billion dollar game company

A character from diablo immortals with their hair glitched

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 17h

My internal ship of FDH/Oza was short lived

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 17h

Trying to play diablo immortals and just constantly lose the UI to massive notices to check out this event or that menu

12 submenues
5 progress trackers with 17 submenues

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME KILL DEMONS

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 18h

That dude is so weird. His comics are like watching a descent into hysteria in slow motion

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 19h

Rawr

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20h

A tweet from Comrade Sisko that reads
"boomers: "you'll become more conservative as you get older" 40 y.o. millenials:" and then shows a still from the television show the Simpsons showing Lenin marching away from his broken out of tomb with text that reads "must crush capitalism(growling)"

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 19h

Da boys

An orange cat and a black cat sitting on a person

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 19h

Oh wow

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 19h

Had that "the name is mamdani" song in my head all dang day

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ @againagainagainaga.bsky.social · 21h

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Ellie Dawn Tightpussy 🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 21h

The title card from Friends but the title says "polycule"

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 19h

If you see this, post an anime you love.

RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 20h

Lots of stuff to sniff

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RIOT 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 20h

Merchandising! Which I did not know was a thing. Basically I go to local stores and update price strips, move things around, make them look nice. In a small town that's a pretty good gig for me, lets me set my own schedule and it doesn't have any of the mental stress my evil govt job did