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Rory Blank
@roryblank.bsky.social
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Bone Jail I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time instagram.com/roryblank patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15h
Come To Scruntberg, PA
A billboard stands tall among some pine trees saying "come to Scruntberg, PA, Home of the screaming pile of flesh and viscera! He's Hootin'! He's Hollerin'! No flash photos! He spits! It's his birthday!" accompanied, on the billboard, by a dripping pile of intestines with eyeballs
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15h
i'm a vegetarian even in my dreams
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15h
This was following a different dream where I was being pursued by a fan of mine who was demanding that I stop everything else I was doing to design a full back tattoo for them, also the whole time wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a cock cage and sandals.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15h
had a dream last night i was in some Mediterranean resort town where everyone was very insistent, to the point of following me around demanding i try to the local delicacy, deep fried, cloned celebrity flesh, like gwenyth paltrow's face on a stick
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 15h
Come To Scruntberg, PA
A billboard stands tall among some pine trees saying "come to Scruntberg, PA, Home of the screaming pile of flesh and viscera! He's Hootin'! He's Hollerin'! No flash photos! He spits! It's his birthday!" accompanied, on the billboard, by a dripping pile of intestines with eyeballs
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
It was F♯ A♯ ∞
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
A few years ago I played Godspeed You! Black Emperor for my girlfriend for the first time and I had to stop the record because she didn’t realize that the loud crashing sound we heard wasn’t part of the record and there was a dude outside with his car in our neighbor’s tree
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
You mean like Joe Lonsdale? Whatever, seeing a billboard for his shit is less annoying than knowing his office is near my house
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
Also fewer freaky evangelical billboards. Not none, but fewer.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
There are so many cute towns between the two
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2d
The Austin to Houston drive is so much better than the Austin to Dallas drive
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
i think it would make a great comic by rory blank
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People
A four panel comic strip A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people" in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox. In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it. In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
Or Ruthless People
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
I was going to say Midnight Run
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 3d
Trump to China: obey my command or I will destroy the United States
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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 3d
the joy of tik tok
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 3d
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
I just completely hate the word ”content“ now
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 3d
Now watching. Finally.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 3d
hm so that comes out to one million dollars per viewer
FOX NEWS Bari Weiss joins CBS News as editor-in-chief, Paramount buys Free Press for $150 million Brian Flood Mon, October 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM EDT • 6 min read
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
no I’m talking about how every line before the words “time for decisions to be made” sounds absolutely unintelligible to me
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
To me the first verse of Hold My Life by The Replacements sounds like the made up language that furbies talk in no matter how many times I listen to it I cannot understand a word he he is saying
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
Or had any capability of pursuing them anyway
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 3d
In hindsight I should have probably done more hard drugs in my 20s it’s not like I was doing anything really tangible to pursue my dreams that it would have gotten in the way of
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