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Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · Nov 22

BIG CROCHET POST

I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.

#crochet #yarn #artsandcrafts 🧶

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 54m

This is why I tan in the winter. Skin be damned.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2h

I resisted the urge to dance.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 2h

See what you guys are missing out on by wearing headphones to the gym.

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Joe Organa - Twitch & YouTube @joeorgana.bsky.social · 3h

Such a beautiful day today! Loving the crisp Autumn air 🍂🍁🥮

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 4h

Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 4h

If God created Man in his own image, does that mean he also chokes on his own saliva sometimes?

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

More like Immortal Kombat, amirite?

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

Can’t wait to go to the gym and work my knees. Never skip knee day.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

Where my ladies at?

Blue Taurus @taurusbluetaurus.bsky.social · 13h

A small sum of money could come today, possibly through the efforts of a woman. You may have been waiting for this for a long time, so expect to feel relieved. You may have some definite plans for the money. Perhaps it's meant for a specific purpose, or maybe you'll invest it 1/2

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

Neat. I will be picking it up today.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

It is! They released a version for both consoles.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

How does the map feel? One thing I loved about Arceus was being able to explore different zones, so I was a little turned off by Z-A being confined to a city.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

Thrilling stuff. #crochet 🧶

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

My interest has been waning, but I’m still going to get it because I had such a good time with Arceus, and I’m hoping Z-A will be just as fun.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 6h

I’m gonna pick up the regular Switch version and hope that it plays well enough. Definitely not buying a Switch 2 just to play a Pokemon game.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 17h

How many things do you think humans tried to smoke before they finally landed on tobacco and marijuana?

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 19h

All that tells me is that I’m building up a tolerance to arsenic.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 19h

So they found toxic amounts of lead in a bunch of protein powders, but they’re mostly all plant-based protein powders. Your whey is still safe.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t even necessarily want to play the new Pokemon game, but I don’t want to feel left out when everyone else is playing the new Pokemon game.

I am 40 years old.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

My gym does a free “bring a friend” thing every Wednesday if anybody wants to come with me and lift weights.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Did we ever get a follow up on all those rapture people who quit their jobs and sold all their shit?

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

😎

Inqued Erotic @mizarv.bsky.social · 1d

Rare Wilbur sighting.
Shoutout to @rojohen.bsky.social
As someone who dresses in hoodies, I’ve always wanted one that’s crocheted.
I couldn’t have asked for anything better.
Thank thank thank you from the bottom of my heart!!!

Man wearing a crocheted hoodie with purple buttons.

Man wearing hoodie with hood up.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

I think I actually did know all that at some point, but it fell out of my brain.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Is Big Ben the name of the whole building or just the name of the clock? If I wore a watch in England, I would call it Little Benjamin.

Uncle Roger @rojohen.bsky.social · 1d

Some changes are bigger than others.