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Roger the Artless Dodger

@rogerthedodger.bsky.social

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North of Watford. English teacher (EFL) Love food, puns, poems, colour photos Proportional Representation, UBI, MMT Slay The Spire, Age Of Wonders Hate ads, BW photos, CONservatives DMs turned off. Eurosceptic leftie

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 4h

Like when Jenrick says he 'didn't see anyone white' yet the accompanying video has loads of white people in it

Reminds me of Nelson holding the telescope up to his eye patch (except that Nelson was great whereas Jenrick is sad and pathetic)

Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 4h

#RoyalParasites

🦋 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊® @thorchrs.bsky.social · 4h

👇🇬🇧"Keir Starmer backs call for Prince Andrew to be hauled in front of MPs to give evidence" #PrinceAndrew
#KeirStarmer #EpsteinScandal

Starmer backs call for Prince Andrew to be hauled in front of MPs

When the prime minister was asked whether Prince Andrew should give evidence to a select committee inquiry, he said: ‘I certainly support that’

www.independent.co.uk

Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 21h

Excellent shade, tea should taste of tea 👍

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Tron: SCARY @asterionhex.monster · 22h

Actually here’s another question: if you don’t cook/don’t cook much for reasons relating to your own knowledge/skill/confidence, what would help? What kinds of things would you like to learn? Reposts very welcome on this!

Tron: SCARY @asterionhex.monster · 22h

(I have been talking for AGES about making a site to teach super basics of cooking for people who struggle with following recipes because they assume basic knowledge that lots of people don’t have now, this would be part of the page design)

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

Patties of mashed potato, crab, prawns, galangal, panko crumbs

Served on a bed of wilted spinach with a splash of balsamic vinegar

#food #foodsky

Two plates of food with knives and forks

Patties of mashed potato, crab, prawns, galangal, panko crumbs

Served on a bed of wilted spinach with a splash of balsamic vinegar

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Lady Wildfire @ladywildfella.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying every trump supporter is a pedophile, but it sure looks like every pedophile is a trump supporter.

JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 1d

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

Good news for #Scotland but quite worrying for #Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, boyo 😱

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

Haven't heard of a police force called Weds Midlands before, either 🤔

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Ashley Girl @ashleygirl.bsky.social · 1d

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

At least two of those (Animal Farm and Catch 22) are books that we were given to read in our English Literature lessons at our grammar school as teenagers

We were also given John Steinbeck books which oddly seem to be banned in some places in North America

Banning books feels quite weird to me

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

This word has been around a lot longer ⤵️

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 1d

Went to take the recycling out for the bin men and there was a hedgehog waddling up the road 🦔

Pitch black flash photography and essential tremor don't make for great photos, so let's play the game of spot the hedgehog instead 😊

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, so cute ❤️

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Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 2d

Courgette/zucchini and spring onion with a medley of cheeses: bleu d'Auvergne, feta and extra-mature cheddar

McCain 🇨🇦 naked chips/fries with a dollop of mayo for dunking

#foodsky

Two plates of food with knives and forks

Oven-baked courgette/zucchini and spring onion with a medley of cheeses: bleu d'Auvergne, feta and extra-mature cheddar

McCain naked chips/fries with a dollop of mayo for dunking

The chips looked really anaemic compared to when I do them in the airfryer but they still tasted as wonderful as usual

Roger the Artless Dodger @rogerthedodger.bsky.social · 2d

Thought I'd bought in all the ingredients to make a beetroot and chocolate cake 🍫

Printed off the recipe, went to take the five eggs out of the fridge 🥚

"Where are the eggs, honeybunny?" 🤔

"We don't have any" 👯

"Oh bollocks!" 💬

Anyway, #vegetarian #food again tonight (but no cake) 🎂