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Rob Sarvis

Rob Sarvis

@robsarvis.bsky.social

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Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻

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Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · May 28

“Sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on.”

#MarthaWells #ArtificialCondition

#TheMurderbotDiaries #Book2

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 1d

Because it doesn’t know the words?

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 2d

Time you enjoy wasting isn’t wasted time.

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 2d

@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

Jump around.

#JumpJumpJump

A black and bengal cat jumping around House of Pain style.

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 2d

Predictive text was in no way predicting me to text,”Wolfman’s got nards”.

#MonsterSquad

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 2d

But your radio presets are still okay?

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 2d

I bet he was able to get the entree and the peanuts on the plane as well.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 5d

My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 3d

He’s a principal at a public school. He will still have to be working at 70.

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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 3d

happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 11d

Jesus: *picks up bread* This is my body

Jesus: *picks up goblet* This is my blood

Jesus: *busts a move* This here’s a tale for all the fellas, trying to do what those ladies tell us

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t feel like I had an extra hours sleep.

#StandardTime

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right

Alt: Magneto saying Perfection.

media.tenor.com

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d

Nancy Mace not backing the blue. www.wired.com/story/nancy-...

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 5d

I’m not hungry but my taste buds would like some meatballs and garlic bread.

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 5d

40 minutes left of work tonight.

Queuing up my go to Halloween movie.

An American Werewolf in London.

youtu.be/Tfz9AhPnM8c?...

An American Werewolf in London (1981) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 5d

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Spike saying “it’s Halloween, you nit. We take the night off” from Buffy s6

Buffy saying “I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin” from Buffy s4

Lorne from Angel s5 saying “happy Halloween, kids”

Willow from Buffy s4, dressed as Joan of Arc, saying, “That’s Halloweeny”

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Paul @endthecaste.bsky.social · 6d

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 6d

I’m the first congressional candidate to be indicted under the second Trump administration.

But if things keep going the way they are, I won’t be the last.

That’s why I need to fight these charges with everything we’ve got. Help us do that here: katforillinois.com/legal

Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges

Show your support with a contribution.

katforillinois.com

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 5d

A true dare devil of our time.

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 7d

Barney - "The things I know about this company, I can never be fired. I might find myself wash ashore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I can never be fired".

#HowIMetYourMothet #Se05 #Ep20

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 7d

a man wearing glasses says " life uh " in front of a lamp

Alt: Life uh finds a way. From Jurassic park.

media.tenor.com

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seven rasmussen @sevenrasmussen.com · 7d

worried about how many nickels are flying off Comet 3I/ATLAS every day? Don’t worry, I did the math

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 8d

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 8d

@handynan.bsky.social

Have you put the skeeters away for the year or are they still buzzing around the low country?

Rob Sarvis @robsarvis.bsky.social · 8d

I was waving back at a little kid in the line at the DMV one time and the adult that was holding it said “she waves at everyone, only the nice people wave back”.

Clearly the kid was a poor judge of character.