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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · May 21

I'm here now

Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Nov 13

RIP twitter, you once housed the greatest minds of our generation

Screenshot of a tweet that says something don don me the other day it feels silly to alt text a picture of text but I want to play by the rules so here we are

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · May 22

You’re a legend and I’m sorry I didn’t credit you for your genius

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 8

There are so many horrible things coming out lately that I missed this one. WHY is end racism as controversial stance

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 8

the amount of people I know rooting for the eagles simply because they don’t want the chiefs to win is a beautiful thing. hate conquers all ♥️🦅

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 8

shout out to pseudo dive bars with overpriced cocktails you’re single handedly keeping the neon sign industry alive

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 7

Oh you can bet your ass I’m assembling a turtle army to take down this twat

A screenshot from truth social where the dipshit in chief says he is signing an executive order to go back to plastic straws

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 7

Went from I think you should leave to I think you should be old yellered real quick

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · Feb 6

SNL writers were appalled when Trump hosted in 2015, with Tim Robinson saying at the time: “Lorne has lost his f---ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head.”

New Revelations About ‘SNL’s’ Internal Revolt Over Trump

“Lorne has lost his f***ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head,” writer Tim Robinson said at the height of the uproar.

www.thedailybeast.com

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

Oh heck yeah!!

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

I don’t have an iPad

Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

Some of us require hands free reading while nap trapped 🥲

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

I wish (and maybe it exists?) I had a way to buy ebooks from a small business

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

So I’ve been told

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

Agreed except the wait list for the books I want is MONTHS long

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

Not to be divisive but this doesn’t count as reading to me— someone who is fully capable of reading a book and enjoying it. (Adding that caveat as I know there are people who can only ingest books in an audio format)

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

They do but I’m impatient and the months long wait lists for the books I want to read is making it a bit hard

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

I suppose there are worse ways to go

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

It was never meant to be this easy, getting my fix at the press of a button will be my downfall

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 6

I got a kindle to spend less money on books but instead I’m reading more books than ever my plan has backfired spectacularly

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 3

If middle child energy was a photo

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 3

This whole tarrif tit for tat is kinda like that part in love actually where the prime minister stands up to the president for hitting on his girl except for the fact that while Hugh Grant could play Trudeau, no one would ever believe Billy Bob Thornton as Trump

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Feb 3

Thank god I’m not American

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Jan 31

It’s versatile

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Jan 31

May he bless us with springtime

Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Jan 31

if the fortune telling rodent doesn’t see his shadow next week my mental health may never recover

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Stoned cold fox @roastmalone.bsky.social · Jan 27

I’ve been bested

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