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riverodder.bsky.social
River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
1.8K followers 560 following 17K posts
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10m
healthy felininity
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 12m
On Mastodon?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 15m
What did the natives call it?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 19m
Can I help?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 38m
It's a liability issue, Wilbur.

Do you really want the responsibility?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 46m
sound up
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2h
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 49m
well SHAPE IT BACK!!!!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 55m
Whew!
6 rolls in the cabinet and a rescue roll in the bathroom.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 56m
When one makes fun of an asshole for being fat, they are making fun of all fat people.
When one makes fun of someone, they are making fun of other assholes too...

But being an asshole is easier to change than being fat.
(and some family trees are built that way)
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 59m
I will pass, thanks.
I am sure she is very svelte and all, but him? Eeww.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
oh damn!!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
Where are they going?

They throw good parties!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
I’m so happy for you both!!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
Th merkins are coming, the merkins are coming!! 🏇
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
Coo.

First thing into new bathroom is hand held shower head with restrictor popped out.

If I wanted less water, I would turn the flow down.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
You should ask Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 1h
What thing in the sky bleats?

BlueSheep is over there. 👉🏼

Yes, we know what it means.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 2h
I’ll take it.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 2h
Pry them out with a screw driver or ice pick.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 2h
Dark and sweet! Nice!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 2h
Anyone I know?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h
This is the kind of skeet that shows me BlueSky is not dead.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 7h
it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h
I drowned the phone that had the whole trip’s pictures on it, sadly.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h
Those are good things to treat!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10h
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
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