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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October

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Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion 2022. Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up 2021. Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe 2019/21/22. ON UK TOUR 2025. Linktree: https://t.co/bleOfIgoiI

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 22h

Windsor Castle now has a branch of Sainsbury's but it only sells products from their 'Taste the Deference' range

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It Just So Happened - an alternative history show @itjustsohappened.bsky.social · 1d

The next IJSH episode (no. 71) will be published tomorrow, 16th October!

This episode features a show at the Scarborough Fringe, recorded on 13th June.

The panellists were @denzil-de-cristo.bsky.social Bryan Ghosh and local expert John Oxley, and @richardpulsford.bsky.social was the host.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 1d

I read a story about men in the 1800's who were so poor they resorted to selling their own foreskins. It was very dick-ends-ian.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 1d

I've done an interview with Faversham Radio to talk about both my shows in @favershamfringe.bsky.social this Saturday 18th October

Tickets:
Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum bit.ly/4fzQn6D
The Short Joke Teller Returns bit.ly/41vlJp4

The interview: bit.ly/4h9oKBW

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 2d

Since ancient times most of us haven't amounted to much. That's just the lore of averages.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 2d

I'll be performing my latest puns and one-liners show The Short Joke Teller Returns at Nottingham's Cosy Club in the Nottingham Comedy Festival on Sunday 9th November at 16:30.

Tickets: bit.ly/42dpBLQ

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 5d

I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 5d

I'm driving to Wiltshire and my friend's satnav keeps saying turn right to Devizes but I'd rather be left to my own devices

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 6d

- That speed camera flashed me but that doesn't mean I'll receive a Fixed Penalty Notice, does it?
- Fine doubt?
- How can I though?

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 7d

When I was in hospital in the late 70's, I complained to the nurse about the state of the room and she said I had to ring my bell for a neater ward.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 7d

Being drafted in as a last-minute replacement in the judo competition has thrown me

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 8d

An earthquake has hit the Oktoberfest, so tectonic plates have shifted all the teutonic plates

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 9d

Batty idea

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 9d

In the eighties, Paul Young found several homes around the world with the help of his hatless.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 9d

There must be a shortage of burning buildings as people keep running out of them.

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 9d

I wish he would just come back and stay

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 9d

If they were still making Last of the Summer Wine, Foggy would now be arrested for being part of an extreme mist organisation

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 12d

Thank you, Andy! I'm looking forward to it!

Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 12d

- Have you ever had any naughty vacations?
- Yes, I get one every time I receive a new email

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 12d

This weekend is the start of this year's wonderful @favershamfringe.bsky.social. I will be performing two of my shows, both on 18th October, at The Guildhall.

One-liner show. Tickets: bit.ly/4fzQn6D

Autobiographical, Yorkshire Dad, Immigrant Mum. Tickets: bit.ly/41vlJp4

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Richard Pulsford is at Faversham Fringe on 18th October @richardpulsford.bsky.social · 13d

My Dad said he would leave me most of his fortune in his will. That means a lot to me.

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It Just So Happened - an alternative history show @itjustsohappened.bsky.social · 13d

There's a new series of IJSH episodes for 2025, and Episode 70 is now out!

This was recorded @LeicsComedyFest on 9th February, with Kevin Hudson @mungotalks.bsky.social and Ben Ennis, and @richardpulsford.bsky.social as host.

Link: bit.ly/3IRuXWz

Horse racing and Stilton featured in this one!

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John-Paul @jpkeates.com · 14d

God might save the King - The notional anthem.

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Max @maxharvey79.bsky.social · 14d

My uncle got sent down for ten years, which helped with his pillow making business.

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Call me Al Farm @eggforbread.bsky.social · 14d

I've just watched a film about Orion's belt. Three stars.

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