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Razzle Bathbone's Bones

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 13d

september 30th -> october 1st

my usual avi, starring me (as represented by some kind of fabric manikin)

a terrifying nightmare version of my regular avi wherein i (as represented by some kind of fabric manikin) am a horrible vampire, a creature of the night

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 6h

ingredients are unmatched when flavor is the vibe #Ingredience

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 17h

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · Sep 9

people can say what they want about me but i will ALWAYS put in about 20x more effort than a joke really needs

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 18h

She better at least be talking about alphabet soup

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 18h

🅱️e’s 🅱️ead

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23h

(complimentary)

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23h

WOW

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23h

You still do your shopping at the P Mart Crab Man?

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 1d

He's So Cubic

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 1d

low quality mspaint versions of leo dicaprio and benicio del toro from one battle after another

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 1d

It's Naturally Essened!™️

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 1d

Return of the Rinky-Dink Bandit

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

the "i knew someone who said this happened" routine is right up there with the "it was revealed to me in a dream" school of factual provenance for me

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · May 20

(lemonjello orangejello voice) My mom actually met a pair of twins whose mom named them Whyteclaugh and Twystidteigh

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

Could be worse. What if her name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

lol my second grade (SECOND GRADE) teacher told us to watch out for HIV pins sticking up from movie theater seats. guarantee you she knows someone who saw lemonjello orangejello at the courthouse one time

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

please don't go to blocked 4 truth dot org. i dont know who lives there

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

blocked 4 truth dot org

another old moron swearing to me that they personally met the fabled lemonjello orangejello

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

this is a widespread racist urban legend and somehow everyone who propagates it thinks they're the one it really happened to. i've had people tell me lemonjello and orangejello have an account at their furniture store, come to their clinic for sleep studies, played in the marching band. all made up

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

I was looking up biker slang to make a joke in response but found this instead

Reddit user D45
Thingymajig - that thing I don’t know the be of

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

Waymore @supinejennings.bsky.social · Jul 1

@actualnames.bsky.social
My FiL did child support in Tampa area. A case had two children, names pronounced ‘Le mon gelo’ and ‘oran gelo’
Spelled, you guessed it,
‘Lemonjello’ & ‘Orangejello’.
No lie.

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

never happened

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Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

Whoever Wins... We Lose

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

Remember: you mustn’t tear or crease it

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

I say “I can’t be the first to notice” but looking around online it does kind of seem like maybe nobody else has noticed

Razzle Bathbone's Bones @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2d

The part that begins “I know not, even with friends reaching out” spells out

“I knew from the start it would end this way
with blood and fire and vapors of smoke
and in my heart that the darker day
would soon be upon us all”