Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
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shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law inventor of onion air
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i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
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i don't know how to post any other way
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i might have done that a time or two. pretty tasty
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had this for lunch, just in case you're into the badboy type
an 8oz can of V8 energy drink pomegranate blueberry flavor
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🎃 October 15 🎃
Urban cowboy
Large tortoise wearing jorts and a tiny black cowboy hat
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sometimes it's best to keep it simple
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ok but can u do this
*wiggles a little bit*
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if u need to unhinge ur jaw like a snake in order to accommodate tiddy, u just do it. ur a grown up. enough with the excuses
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can't wait to sext with walmart chatgpt
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about to help myself right in the hamburger if you know what i mean
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this is garbage. go away forever
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that was photoshopped. i found the original
a sculpture of charles kurk and bigfoot jesus
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hope you are feeling well and having a good day🙏
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i understand this is extremely forward of me but hello
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when i get home from work, i get cleaned up and then sit around in my underwear for about 15 minutes. which is pretty much exactly like when superman flies real high to regain his strength in the sunlight
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my last 3 sandwiches featured muenster cheese
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got a bunch of banger drafts in my work email. my coworkers are in for a real treat
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that baby knows how to party
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pap smear is short for papal smear because the pope is supposed to do it but can't because he's too busy
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gonna watch the john candy documentary thing. i love john candy and have been drinking. any bets on the minute mark where i start crying?
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against my better judgement, i'm gonna have a roman coke