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Raphrael Hydrochloride

@raphraelhyena.bsky.social

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The Personification of Too Much. 30-something. Horny. Furry. Gay. No Minors Permitted. 🔞

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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 20m

it's giving Katamari Damacy Vibes.

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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 21m

omg they were roommates...

Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 1h

broken clock, etc

Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 1h

I know Picard gets mad when that rich popsicle calls the enterprise a cruise ship, but like... it's full of civillians and children, has a bar, and has facilities dedicated to assorted niche recreational activities.

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Rolo @rolobear.bsky.social · 10h

Don't mind me, just tending to my flowers

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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 11h

Fremblis

Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 11h

Conservatives use the word "Socialism" like middle schoolers use the word "Gay": as a synonym for "Bad."

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24/7 Laptop Ōkamization @ator.bsky.social · 16d

😭

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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 10d

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 1d

No, Nut November!

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Jonah Wheeler @showoffjonah.com · 8d

It’s Dominant Bottom Autumn, get your spunk cannon ready
@bigdickclark.bsky.social @reidgoons.bsky.social

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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but only if it's another self touching yourself.

Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 1d

magic smooch

Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 1d

i love it when hairy lizard :3

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Malte Wendt @crocodilegambit.bsky.social · 2d

Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.

A table. American left, European right.
Socialist = social democrat
progressive = centrist
moderate Democrat = conservative
moderate Republican = ultraconservative
conservative = fascist

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Kay Jay @kjjrtr.bsky.social · 3d

When you are destroying the city but big Moth shows up
#godzilla #kaiju #hyper #muscles

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Miles Thestia @milesthestia.com · Dec 18

C.W.: Hyper, Fat

Hey, you gonna eat that? *Vaguely gestures at your direction*

🎨: @1800000burn.hyper.wang
#MilesOfComms

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Raphrael Hydrochloride @raphraelhyena.bsky.social · 2d

The Slime Rancher games are delightful but I want the Deep Lore and the game keeps giving me Cozy Sad Lesbians instead. Which is cool and all, but I'm here for the Slimes, not the Lesbians. Lesbians are cool but they can't compete with Slime Lore.

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gorilladrama.bsky.social @gorilladrama.bsky.social · 2d

🐀🤤💦
patreon.com/dramamine

"Mmh," the rat started from the other room, gulping a mouthful down... inevitably to where Ethan was, right?, you thought woozily, "I just had an idea--if you liked watching that, are any of your friends free tonight? I could probably hold all three... maybe four, if they're on the skinny side..." The rat crunched another single potato chip before speaking again. "You're a pretty big guy yourshelf, if you wanted to volunteer. I've never eaten shomebody so well-built, I bet you'd be as filling as five of your little twink buddiesh--"

"Hooo, man," you said, face feeling hot as you leaned on the kitchen counter. The anxiety-thrill of the drop; a dark suction drawing you towards that whiskered muzzle. Dale blinked, pausing his mastication to assess you, apparently still waiting for an answer. His small, bright eyes admiring the tree-trunk muscles of your naked thighs and calves, running up to your defined triceps and the lean trim of your abdomen, running back down to your legs, all those hours at the squat-rack..

"Uhh... th-thank you. I could, umm.. I could definitely call up a buddy or two, if you wanted," you manage to mumble."Awh, great!" The big rat grinned, and continued chewing, returning his eyes to the TV. You do a little admiring of your own for a moment; you notice how huge his shaggy grey head is, the gravitous swell of his full stomach pulled taut, the noticeable movement from within (an image you try to forbid yourself from seeing: you and Ethan, together in the dark...)

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Zolo: your 🔝 dad @sertralion.bsky.social · Jan 16

Taking up one whole side of the boardroom table in a huge custom-built executive chair, awaiting the attention of my assistants.
Incredible work by @ruisuu.bsky.social - thank you so much 😻