@rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
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I've been a Licensed Massage Therapist for 14+ years. I've got stories. My home is neurodiverse. My kids are grown, and they still want my hugs, cuddles, and time, so I must have done something right.
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rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
This regime DGAF about women.
Many of them are in denial about being in lavender marriages. It's weird that they think they're required to hate women because they don't choose them as sexual partners. Being closeted really fucks people up.
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rbreich.bsky.social
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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meidastouch.com
Maybe Mike meant "stood on" Capitol Police?
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
This is fucked up. This sounds, to me, like ICE is going to start shooting people claiming "DRUG CARTEL!"
They are escalating from kidnapping to murder.
The next protests better be fucking enormous! We need millions protesting.
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
He was such a beautiful dancer, but everything I've ever heard about Gene Kelly behind the scenes is that he was a major asshole.
His butt was a champ, though. Could bounce a quarter off of it.😉😁
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joelnb.bsky.social
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
I still remember my family's phone number, and my best friend's number from way back when.
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
It's my husband's 50th birthday today, too! 🥰🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
She ought to be shamed to her very core for coming for Kamala like that!
How in TF do any of these protesters think that any of this is her fault in the least?????
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
Oh my! Gale in the gold bikini.
👁🫦👁
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
This is what happens when you give such weapons to untrained amateurs with short fuses and little intellect.
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indivisible.org
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
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cwebbonline.com
It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Inventive People of Portland Dressing as Animals:

Please don't dress as dogs. Your life will not be safe with psychopath Kristi Noem on the rooftops.
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
And now I have a crush on a woman in a painting from 1878. 😭😭😭😭
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
Right? The day before she was supposed to appear in court. How did that never get investigated???
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Vicious authoritarianism built on a pretext of shameless lies under the cover of scolding Christianity.
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
rachelfunkydiva.bsky.social
This fucking regime has got to go! This needs to stop.