QueenofNoirs
@queenofnoirs.bsky.social
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queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Well yeah isn’t that by design?
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Turns out you can’t beat the Carolina Hurricanes with an AHL team
#SJSharks
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but the Sharks look just as bad as they have the last few years. Another teenager will not make a difference for a team that doesn't play as a collaborative unit. 👹
#SJSharks
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
“Powder your nose”?
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Treat adult users like adults: in other words, write at a college level; assume comprehension of complex ideas; a sophisticated understanding of science, literature, art, math...right? A preference for insightful commentary and delicately constructed music? Like *adults*. Right?
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
My house has completed its yearly transition from being hot and stuffy to being cold and clammy.
California living.
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
It wasn’t a musical! WTF I want my money back!!
danhf.bsky.social
Samuel Beckett is *cackling* in his grave. 😈
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
FALSE. Rimbaud was a clerk in Cyprus and Ethiopia.
#TCMParty
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neckties-of-noir.bsky.social
#comedysky #standup #filmsky #moviesky #booksky

“If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.”

~ Lenny Bruce #BOTD
Stand-up comedian Lenny Bruce, looking at the camera, smoking a cigarette
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
I'm a card carrying member of the Antifa Ladies Auxiliary
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Just found the video where Tom Petty ends up wandering onto a tennis court, lost backstage after a show in Germany. Inspired the "hello Cleveland" scene.
1. Very funny
2. Tom Petty, a grown man, must have weighed about 100 pounds at the time
#TCMParty
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Imma supposed to be washing the dishes.
They can wait. I'm "soaking" them
#TCMParty
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
totally understand the tiny bread issue. unacceptable.
#TCMParty #ThisIsSpinalTap
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
We are the full sized candy bar house in our neighborhood and I’m just going to put this out there: I could only find the 4 ounce giant Hershey bars so the first 18 kids to our place can enjoy a chocolate induced coma that will carry them through the weekend.
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
Hey everybody: tofu is ultra processed food.
Generally, highly processed food has more calories than less processed foods. That’s it. It’s calories in. Sorry there’s not a different answer. We eat too much!
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
drop something devilish? OK
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
It’s right wing terrorism. Propped up by laughable propaganda that only the most feeble minded people believe: MAGA and the editors of WaPo and the NYT
jayrosen.bsky.social
Recommended.
larryglickman.bsky.social
Careful and powerful analysis by @gregsargent.bsky.social of the New York Times treating Trump's propagandists as "provocateurs" and decision to treat MAGA's ideologically-driven lies as part of a legitimate clash of perspectives in describing Portland.
newrepublic.com/article/2016...
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
only grandma makes it out alive
#TCMParty #NoirAlley
jamesventurini.bsky.social
Cold. #NewYorkConfidential #TCMParty #NoirAlley
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
stone cold! Le Samourai level cold!
#TCMParty #NoirAlley
queenofnoirs.bsky.social
yes indeed. I'm just being facetious