Quantum Computer Janitor
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Former condensed-matter troglodyte
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(Eddie Vedder singing) R G Floooooow
One of my students today told me lethal company is "friendslop", and I don't think I understand what that means
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ds9 where incels attack risa honestly incredible and prophetic
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Evidently they do not have a "Stand Your Ground" law in Parma
pretend Homer's sash says "Archbishop"
By age 30 you should have a palace with a dozen suitors competing for your wife’s hand in marriage
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You look very impressive in that outfit, Quantum Computer Janitor. Can I help you?
I don't think we came to a decision
Flashing back to 2002, where I'm sitting in my Pastor Kid neighbor's bedroom trying to decide if the lyrics to "Chop Suey" were pro or anti Christian
Just ran the table at the ham radio license exam, achieved the highest level possible on my first go. Shoutout to my buddy John David Jackson for making this victory possible
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The Pope has a math degree, it should be noted. Probably the first Pope who knows what a metric space is.
Here’s an American who still believes in science! 😄 😛 Future funding source??
Pic from Instagram of Pope Leo showing off the Vatican’s own astronomical observatory— opened in 1891 to prove that all the unpleasantness about Galileo was deep in the past
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My father used to say, "Some day you'll understand there's nothing more important to a man than having a powerful magnet." Then he'd use his powerful magnet to catch a passing car, and robbing the people inside was how we got by. Glad I've given you a better life *points submarine magnet out to sea*
This is my takeaway from the game “Super Mario Sunshine”
Bowser begat Bowser Jr. via parthenogenesis
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After 15 years of research, drafting, revision, citation & formatting work, submitting to publishers and working with editors, I am overwhelmed and excited to announce that my new book on structural racism is coming out Monday! belonging.berkeley.edu/structural-r...
Collapsing from relief after my spies report to me that my mistress is not actually trying to bang her nephew (who is not actually related to her, but none of us know this)
Exercise: How fast is this Ocyptamus fuscipennis flapping its wings?