Patricia, Wailing "AHH!!!" 👻
@pwallinga.bsky.social
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Bluesky's favorite opera composer [citation needed]. Not tonal, not atonal, but a secret third thing. Posts about music, D&D, and loads of other nonsense | she/her | midwesterner in 🌉
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Use this YouTube link to watch my opera-- 6 PM Pacific, 9/19!

It will also work after that, but don't you want to come hang out with me? 🥺

youtu.be/e_A94tDTpWY
pwallinga.bsky.social
As someone teetering on the brink of Typewriter Fandom, you can only imagine my disappointment when the words after "functional Remington" had fuckall to do with that
pwallinga.bsky.social
I'm buying out enough of a controlling stake in Chanel to force the company to pivot to making exclusively sizes 16-28. Maybe bigger, even. And LOTS of accessories. Eat shit, you skinny dead Nazi.
pwallinga.bsky.social
They're trying to close a great high school in my district for the crime of being small (not lovely) and I just heard 8 students from it stand up in front of the entire school board and give amazing, confident, moving, well-argued testimonies defending their school. Kids are cool as hell sometimes.
pwallinga.bsky.social
This was like a lifetime top three Long Dark Night of the Soul for me, plus the night of a dress rehearsal where I would have *failed the semester of choir* if I'd taken out my phone, but god forbid I not deliver entirely rewritten parts because you can't make a bassoonist write in a sharp I missed
pwallinga.bsky.social
Music education of various levels is SUCH a fertile ground for Forever Grudges, honestly. Like truly whomst among us
pwallinga.bsky.social
Lmao same year that the head of the comp department threatened to pull my piece from a program because I hadn't answered his email in ~4 hours. I apologized the next day and told him I was dealing with health/personal problems (severe depression), and he scoffed and said "Everyone's got problems."
pwallinga.bsky.social
God fucking dammit, drum major. I bet it was a banger of an arrangement too
pwallinga.bsky.social
I'm 31 so it's fine to still be mad probably
pwallinga.bsky.social
Same music department also did not even consider me for the department scholarship for most distinguished senior. I was in the top orchestra, choir, AND band as well as multiple extracurriculars. They gave it to the mean girl who played cello pretty well and that's it.
pwallinga.bsky.social
High school band director convinced the high school choir director to reject me from the senior year musical (The Music Man, an all-time fave) so they could make me play bass in the pit. I was in the honors choir, it was not a skill issue, they could have put me in the chorus with a big hat
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Middle aged women, they are fucking done with it. Aunt Deb from Friends of the Library is to the left of Zohran
pwallinga.bsky.social
I just wrote an opera based on Amy Lowell's "The Sisters," which is all about remembering and speaking to the women poets of the past (and on a meta-level, me speaking back to them too), and this is the big linchpin of the finale. I don't think I spent a second writing it while NOT crying.
pwallinga.bsky.social
You and the rest of us!!! Loveddddddd getting points off my grade (???) in elementary school gym for not being able to stand on the rope knot with my bigass already-size-10 feet, let alone get to "Squirrel Level" (like 5 feet off the ground)
pwallinga.bsky.social
Missed opportunity for Ned Failmore
pwallinga.bsky.social
Of course it's not. Recess doesn't give you lifelong body image issues
Bumper sticker on a gym class wall that reads, "P.E. is not glorified recess!"
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Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this
pwallinga.bsky.social
Every movie is a crying movie when you're on an airplane.
pwallinga.bsky.social
You know, same here. I can't really judge.
pwallinga.bsky.social
There are days when one must Schumannpost... but Robertposting?
pwallinga.bsky.social
Lee, Li, Huang, Wong, Zheng, Zhang. I'm sure there are even further-apart ones. I even knew a girl growing up whose grandparents apparently had a random extra character added to their last name at some point by someone because there were too many Lees around that day.