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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 3h

The racist sorts like to claim that the "woke" want to cancel Christmas, but it turns out that it's actually the racists that are doing it 😂

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 4h

It's finally happened.

Christmas cancelled in Kent because Operation Raise the Colours tatty lamp post flags prevent the Christmas lights going up.

www.harrietshamparishcouncil.gov.uk/community/ha...

a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind

ALT: a white flag with a red cross on it is waving in the wind

media.tenor.com

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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 3h

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 22h

Studio C-Anal

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 2d

On Samhain I sow my sweetpea seeds, in deep root-trainers. Once they've germinated I'll move them to the allotment greenhouse, where they'll grow over winter and be ready for planting out in March.

#Samhain #allotmentlife #sweetpeas

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 2d

You might also like this 😂

youtu.be/ZRc0by2vZ7k?...

Nigel Farage owned by a caller on LBC - Kicked in the head by a horse

YouTube video by Ian D

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 2d

It'll go straight over the heads of the dumb racists who support Reform 😂

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 2d

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day
and he thinks Farage is the right man to
sort Britain out. He says he reminds him
of one of the commanders he fought
alongside with distinction. In the next
few weeks he's going to auction off his
medals and donate all the money to
Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 2d

Joins racist party and then surprised to find that it's policies are racist, so leaves and joins ever so slightly less racist party.

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 3d

New allotment coffee mug for Halloween 🎃

#allotmentlife #halloween #pumpkins

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 3d

My clothes are all black and have been for years 🤣

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 3d

This multipurpose meme will never get old.

Image shows Liz truss writing in a book:

"Dear Diary
My first day as a PR consultant for Andrew Windsor is going really really well."

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 3d

Way too late for that. Starmer said that if we didn't like his actions we should leave, so I did. @greenparty.org.uk is the future.

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 3d

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 4d

I've noticed this too, recently. I suppose it's inevitable.

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 4d

So BlueSky isn't entirely dickhead free then! I don't even know who this dickhead is, or what his problem is - but it seems he's just thrown his rattle out of his pram 😂

@keellerinstinct5.bsky.social

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Magpie @mickrobertson.bsky.social · 5d

Private Eye excellence…

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 5d

So we should direct our ire at the man who was best mates with Jeffrey Epstein, rather than the man who was best mates with Jimmy Savile and knew that his brother was best mates with Jeffrey Epstein? How about we direct our ire at both of them?

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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 6d

The government are reportedly planning on moving some asylum seekers from hotels to military bases...

How about, rather than shipping a few hundred people off to military sites, we let asylum seekers work and contribute to our society and fix our broken asylum system? 🤔

REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE.
LET THEM WORK
Green Party
Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 6d

Only racists say racist things, therefore you were correct to label the DIShonourable member from the racist party a racist.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 7d

If you're watching advertisements on tv and counting the races of the people in them you're not only a massive racist - but you're sad as fuck.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 7d

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 7d

Only racists think it's not racist.

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 8d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ali Haydor @alihaydor.bsky.social · 8d

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Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 9d

Ah yes, Gammon Xmas

Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃 @pumpkinenthusiast.bsky.social · 9d

Blatant racism from a racist party MP, yet ReformUK and the people who support them claim that they're not racists.

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 9d

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin, “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of anything other than white"

Followed by that time Sarah Pochin said, "My kids say: mum, you're such a moron" 👀