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artist who can smell the onions and mustard
@proportionwheel.bsky.social
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Artist who did graphic design for money, now making art again and bringing in no money. Old. Left-liberal politics, amateur telescope maker, pretty good cook. With no idea how this is all going to turn out, but deeply frightened for my grandkids.
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I am a long-time Conway skeptic, but this does redeem him in my book
Here we go 👉

I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments

All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
It is painful for me to admit it, but this actually does redeem the man in my book
Those guys honestly do not believe they will ever be out of power, now or post-Trump, because they’re willing to do or say anything, commit fraud or perjury, buy up all the news media—whatever it takes—to stay in power.
I gather it was a Subway sandwich. The only way someone could actually be hurt by one of those sugary buns and their mystery meat would be to eat it.
Reposted by artist who can smell the onions and mustard
TOP 10 LOCKED IN MOMENTS (DON'T SMILE CHALLENGE, EXTREME EDITION)
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
One reason that musical choice is brilliant (coupled with all the images of enthusiastic young folks) is that it hits people my age right in the feels, with memories of both the outrage and especially the *hope* of the time when it was a #1 hit.
Irritable bowel syndrome endorses Cuomo.

The black mold spores lurking in my basement endorse Cuomo

My kitchen sink drain strainer’s accumulation of suspect organic matter endorses Cuomo

The pinkish lump of chewed bubblegum stuck to the bottom of my shoe endorses Cuomo
Fun thread (go up and down from here).

Why repost this one?

It’s sooooo in my lane.
Treatment Resistant Infection Endorses Cuomo
CABBAGE.
Steam wedges. When cooked but still crisp drain; then sauté with aromatics. Add chopped cooked (leftover?) meat, a bit of feta,* maybe some chopped kalamata olives,* a bit of stock+cornstarch, whatever.

*good to add flavor along with salt—in other words, use feta and/or olives for salt.
[*“liked” of course]

And Bouie is more thorough (smarter) but yeah just what was going through my head.
likes and re-posted before even watching it, because I have a pretty good idea what it’s going to show. Also an opportunity (snerk) for the Repugnants to come up with a similar compilation from a prominent Democrat...
I was just thinking about Teen Vogue yesterday, and thinking they can’t allow that to exist, and then today...
Trump has broken any taboo there might have been on high officials spouting obviously nonsensical fantasies as if they were truth. So now they’re all doing it.
"Imagine a scenario where they were in charge...”

How did they get to be in charge, Mike? By winning elections so they have a majority? You know, *voters* deciding? Is that bad?
The worst imaginable thing could happen: majorities could pass legislation. Horrors.
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
Guy named “musk” thinks Mamdani is a weird name
While on a superficial level that’s true, in my experience it’s only a thin veneer of assholeism over a very decent core NYC identity. Except for the rich ones.

Probably taking you too seriously here, and my personal NYC experience is a couple decades ago.
Imagine NYC with all the assholes gone! Sounds amazing! And maybe even affordable!
I remember when you used actual potatoes for this
sending best wishes and hoping you have someone to talk to
I keep thinking it wants to get into that black car, but realizes it would be awkward
Was my experience. It’s since (couple decades ago?)—re-reading and then again later—it became a favorite.