Mia Mulder
@miamulder.bsky.social
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YouTuber, ex politician She/Her Co-host of Leechfest podcast http://Patreon.com/miamulder
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I am violating his dog rights of destroying fabrics and humping furniture
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My dog is filing a lawsuit against me (no talky, angy) because I commit crimes against him (didn't let him eat the carpet) and he will make sure I am sent to jail (no kissy)
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Loadbearing pillar of western economy btw. Definitely worth destroying the planet and investing trillions of dollar into
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I feel like this is the only real way for these scam companies to make a profit. Exploit the loneliness of people with the flimsy illusion of love, who charges by the selfie and whose algorithmically designed words will never reject you and whose lewd pictures will always be porn-star quality.

Sad
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Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
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NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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Du är gay bestie men also du har rätt
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No comment at this time, please refer to my press secretary
miamulder.bsky.social
I'm 99% sure this already exists actually somewhere but I can't find it. maybe it was some other shitpost made by a fan but I'm 100% sure I've seen myself say sus a few times over the years
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The DaThings/Mia Mulder collab is gonna be insane
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Top three games, but for sure maybe my favorite worldbuilding in anything ever.

I should write tibsun fanfiction. Or a sci-fi novel with the copyright serial numbers filed off
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You have no idea how much I want and have wanted this to happen
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My hot take is that this was taking it too far in the silly direction. Like its still fun, but it's so hammy it's making fun of itself. It shouldn't have to, it's good even when it takes itself seriously!

Tiberium Sun is probably what I see as the ideal form of this
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Back when no one cared if it looked realistic but more if it looked fun! If it looked good!
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I miss the full motion capture cutscenes in the Command and conquer games.

The 90s truly had the best possible aesthetic sense and its all been downhill from there
miamulder.bsky.social
I was once called a "communication queen" when I was involved in politics.

I'm just saying to any left European parliament groups that if you want this level of bullshit, it could be your future communications director!
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I'm hoping this month! October seems to be the month to break free from the dark mind orb that's held me back so long
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Haven't released a video in over a year, I fear everyone forgot about me. Time to release the youtuber face to recover
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For me it's importing any screenshot. One single .jpg with practically no size? Time to think about life for a minute while resolve decides if it will allow entry or not.

(also sorry for being super slow at replying at dms and stuff for ages I've had a time)
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anyway I'm actually making progress on the video, finally, and PRAYING that I can actually release in a few days.
miamulder.bsky.social
Editing is mostly just waiting to see if the software is doing what you want or if it crashed
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I love this image so much because it so perfectly screams how tall I am that words simply do not convey
Mia standing next to three average height people with all of them being shorter than her shoulders
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Like, not to brag, but if I wanted to find the "one small step for man" video, I could find it on youtube quicker than it would take me to type out the prompt to the app.

And it couldn't even do it at all!
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It's perplexity I used btw, my bank gave me a free code and I was curious, not that it matters since they're all equally useless pieces of speculative investment bullshit app junk
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A sycophantic tool made by sociopaths who want to surround themselves by sycophants and think this is a good thing that people should want.

I once again repeat the claim that maybe we shouldn't try to make a machine in the likeness of a mans mind and that we should beat them to death with hammers