You can buy decades of electricity for a bit of morning work…

Wow.

Of course.

Placard idea.

Luxon OUT!

Someone else IN!

Have you eaten so much potato kim chi that you're delirious?

If you love yourself as much as old FIGJAM does, it's the others that are missing out by not loving him just as much. I guess he pities us.

At least the landlords, farmers, big tobacco, the gun nuts, big oil, racists, misogynists, transphobes and conspiracy theorists are OK.

That's a pretty cooked platform to be putting to New Zealanders.

Done.

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From that expression, you seem vexed that somebody ran off with the best spud in show you were holding.

Look. What I say to you is this.

The idea that young people get a paper round is an excellent one. With our new benefit scrapping policy they'll be on the streets anyway and can use leftover papers and junk mail for bedding in doorways.

Look. What I say to you is this.

Making young people homeless and destitute is getting our street urchin economy back on track.

Last time I stepped over a cheeky young skamp in a doorway, I gave him a list of management books; "Gawd bless ya guvner" he said, I'll burn this for warmth."

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Look. What I say to you is this.

Making our young people homeless and destitute, we're getting our street urchin economy back on track.

Last time I stepped over a cheeky young skamp in a doorway, I gave him a list of management books; "Gawd bless you guvner" he said, I'll burn this for warmth."

Look. What I say to you is this.

I'm aspirational for our young people. Work hard. Get good grades. Leave school and start a business as a self employed paper boy.

We're going for growth!

OTD in 1906 Hannah Arendt was born.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

For years scientists have been saying it’ll be cheaper to prevent climate change than to pay for the consequences of ignoring it. And here we are.

Perhaps once a decent bloke. How many humiliations can he take before he just resigns?

We paid for ours too. We know people that have had shingles. Take my money!

So, so good.

Oh god. Lux-o will insist on one. He'll fly it around his office.

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Shingles is stink. You really don't want it. Best get the vaccine.

Covid is stink too. Measles kills.

I wouldn't wish any of these on anybody, even anti-vaxers.

Yep. They do that. Our old cat would reliably deliver the triple play in the car.

Still, at least you had the opportunity to set the cat on the spider.

Then spend on your credit card, blame your children and refuse to feed them.

Oh, and sign up for a new boat or two then tell them to shove it but that they can keep the money.

Take out another loan to give your landlord so they can blow it on butter and whitebait.