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@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
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41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

"It was never documented"
deviwestside.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

“Just buy it already”
nohomers.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

“We switched to Teams.”
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.

Food: Head Cheese

Film: Morbius

Song: Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
deviwestside.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Liver and onions

Film: Coneheads

Song: A Thousand Miles
filmsonwax.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Beetroot

Film: Star Trek Into Darkness

Song: Chasing Cars
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
NOPE. I'm thinking there is something else planned that day, something infinitely better, but [redacted] 🤭
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If the sun hasn't gotten up, I shouldn't have to either. Such bullshit 🤣
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Billing my client for time worked as well as pain & suffering. Let's see how that flies.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Debating whether I want to smell like bourbon cedar or citrus sage, let's ask the crowd
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Saw more lederhosen today, walking around. I mean I was walking around, not the lederhosen.
Not by themselves anyways.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
One of the cutest things is that each of us will both end up nodding off during a chat, and the other one just knows.
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😥 you know you're a really amazing person, right? 😊
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Not why I'm excited though 🙊🙈🙉
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I could NEVER be. Honest. Promise.
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It's a travel day for me. I gotta fly out to the Netherlands for work.
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Every day. Without hesitation. 😊🫶❤️
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I just had a random thought pop in my head. Could have been from that, but haven’t seen the movie in ages.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
A few, but they're all kinda bittersweet memories now. It's a cool city, regardless.
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Ok. Well, color me stupid, my pop culture misfired 🤪
pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
For a little over a year back in 2007-2008. Some apartment complex on Slaughter Lane. So, SW part of the city.
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FYI, I smell like your favorite cookies. It's a blessing and a curse.