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plfrederick
@plfrederick.bsky.social
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If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber? Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
Dracula can safely enter Waffle House but he must behave or else
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
6 or 7 yrs old. Curious if my whole tongue really would stick to the frozen steel post holding up our deck. Yup. Before anyone saw, yanked it off. Then sat down to lunch: crusty grilled cheese with hot tomato soup. Fooled everyone as if my life depended on it.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
Youch. Technically that’s not you being stupid, Lush was
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
A perfectly good smoothie ruined. Ruined and lost. I feel you. Not that I’VE done it, nope
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you for providing us closure
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t…how…what…how are you alive?

Your neck musta looked swelled like a snake who just ate
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is too good it should be on a big poster or Vegas sphere
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
I’d still be there. Good work 🏆
(Also 😂🤣😂)
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
This is a safe space. Coulda happened to any of us we’re all idiots 🏆😂
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry for your pain but 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 omg 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 8h
And foot
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 10h
Took tinder and a match
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 13h
[face of a clock where all twelve are “jerry stop”] What time
Is it?
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 13h
“with without”?? WITH
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 13h
Me too. Strangely it happened when we moved to a neighborhood with without trick or treaters 🤷‍♀️
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
Time to stop
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
When being blackmailed I’d release my photos publicly too 🏆

We support you Amy Brown
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress
(🦄) 💼 (🦄)
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
100M yo Tabletop Benny belong baby category.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 1d
😂💕😂 Wait til she finds out you can go gray hair at any age, even a teenager
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
This makes sense because 38 equals 12. It always has. Basic math people, open a book.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
Where does the plate end?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 2d
That's crazy.
The TV remote was invented in 1893, and was considered to be a useless device until 1927 when the television was invented.
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plfrederick @plfrederick.bsky.social · 2d
“Innings? I’m outings”, that’s their motto