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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚

@plaguiboi.blacksky.app

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27 She/They Nigerian Bi-Racial rat in a cape with strong opinions and a need to cause chaos among the aristocracy.🇳🇬🇵🇸 TTRPGs, Elder Scrolls, Warhammer 40k, vidyagames. 💜SOMETIMES 21+ POSTS💜 DNI if under 21. DARTH PLAGUIS WILL NEVER DELETE HERSELF!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 23d

Plaguis Presents:

Random Character Personality Blurbs.

Ranging from #40k to #ElderScrolls to #D&D and beyond. If any vibe with your games, feel free to use :)

A continuous 🧵

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 10h

Phoebe is brown.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 12h

Correct.

On dating apps, the line blurs hardcore into dehumanization that often comes out with the ones that actually bother to talk and get to know you, which I don't wish on anyone to experience.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13h

$10 says they have a fetish that'll come up soon.

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vampiric cerise 🦇 @cherub.posts.love · 1d

posting on here despite getting zero likes thats how u know its not performative + im idgaf final boss

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13h

They won't obey it until they are forced or threatened to.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 13h

Easiest way to tell if a guy's in it for the long haul during dating is if he gets upset you don't want to be sexy/horny with him all the time.

I dunno anymore.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 15h

And they proved that to you in one smooth motion.

It sucks to drop friends you've had that long - I dropped a friend I had for 14 years in 2024 - but y'know thank the trash for taking itself out.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 15h

a close up of a rat with the words yummers written below it

Alt: Grey Dumbo rat eating pasta and saying "YUMMERS"

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 15h

Sounds like your friend is the sole reason they think female friendships are fake.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 15h

I think girl cats show love through their teeth.

My SIC Hotrod model is very similar. Biting my hand/fingers or grabbing my pants when I walk by are how she shows love for me.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 1d

Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 15h

And turn the 13 into 14? I think not.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 17h

I dunno why wanting kids to have food is so controversial and radical.

"Kids should eat" isn't a wild outlandish wish.

Sigh

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 16h

More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund:

-Cuddly, loving, attentive
-Cute and kissable
-Respectful of women
-Kinda dumb
-Brave enough to admit when he's scared
-Didn't recognize me with my hood up.
-Thinks all babies are his, obviously

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uesp.net @uesp.net · 1d

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the UESP! We have been doing this for three whole decades now.

We really don't know what else to say, since the club of sites that have been around that long is very, very small.

Thank you for letting us be your source for The Elder Scrolls since 1995.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 19h

But that's all we're being offered, so idk what to tell you.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 19h

... Yeah :(

Or they claim they're looking for a "long term relationship" and get rude-horny within 0.3 seconds.

Just be honest with what you want, dude! There's a reason you're still single tho.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Someone called me a homophobic misogynist because I said I didn't like Korra as a character - what I didn't like, how I'd fix her, *what I DID like about her*, like decent detail.

Like. Okay. I hate women and le gays because I dislike one character and wished she could be better. OKAY.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

... *None*.

Even my computer isn't top of the line. Nor phone.

Wild.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Freezer soup.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Do so SLOWLY. Don't panic-buy all at once and stay within budget.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Prepare to spend a week inside, essentially. Stock up and have a staycation.

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Oh, great, the NAZI picked who he wants to win the election.

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Hey what set of nipple rings should I get? #Piercing choices are important.

PICK TWO!

💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 1d

Poor vs Rich = lame, makes us seem bad.

The Broke vs The Oligarchs = comforting because we're ALL broke.