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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese

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I'm Casval/Luci/Crona/Satan/Jenny/Buggi/ Durandal you know who I am 25 🔞Minors DNI not explicitly nsfw but y'know. watch out 🏳️‍⚧️ she/they Poly-t4t-Lesbian

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · Jan 1

2025 Media Thread Starts here!!!!!!!!

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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 10d

Sometimes I envy straight people. Sex must be so easy if only one of you has to like it

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naz @blaccsheep.bsky.social · 5h

few things will ever be as funny as when Star Wars: Eclipse was first revealed at the game awards. the trailer had everyone super interested /right/ up until the Quantic Dream logo showed up at the end, you immediately heard a collective groan from the audience and every post was like "OH COME ON"

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5h

Quantic Dream announces they are developing a competitive multiplayer game

Star Wars: Eclipse development still continues

blog.quanticdream.com/writing-a-ne...

For over 28 years, Quantic Dream has been pushing the boundaries of interactive storytelling. With award-winning titles like Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls, and Detroit: Become Human, more than 25 million players worldwide have shared the journeys of Ethan Mars, Jodie Holmes, Kara, Markus and Connor, with us.

Since 2018, we have entered a new phase of growth and innovation. We doubled the size of the team, bringing together talents from all over the world united by the same passion for creativity. We opened a new studio in Montreal, moved into new headquarters in Paris, built the next generation of our proprietary technology, and became our own publisher.

After years as a single-project studio, we also decided to take a new step. Multiple teams are fully dedicated to crafting the next generation of great games, including something very different, a competitive multiplayer experience, born from the same spirit of curiosity and creativity that has always defined us.

This new title may surprise our fans as it is very different from what we have done so far. But taking risks, challenging ourselves, exploring new ways of playing and telling stories, and attempting what seems impossible, has always been part of our DNA.

We also know how demanding it is to create something new. Earning the trust of players, standing out in such a competitive space, and introducing fresh concepts is incredibly challenging. And since we have no legacy in this genre, we know we have everything to prove — which is why your support and feedback will be essential. Together, we believe we can create something truly unique.

Of course, development of Star Wars: Eclipse continues, and we are eager to share more with you in the future.

I want to take this opportunity to thank all our fans around the world for playing our games year after year, for their kind words whenever we meet, for their patience and encouragement.

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 7h

i cannot fathom the love for this design that some people have

in my opinion i feel like its even MORE objectifying

hell even her ROTF design feels like its made just to be edgy and show women in pain

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 18h

the noise boys are so perfect together

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 18h

i think by the next expansion of ff14 alphinaud should have his growthspurt

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 18h

if i won the lottery, I wouldn't tell many.... but there would be signs...

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Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 23h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

"The president is illegitimate and should be removed from office" is the minimum pitch for anyone nominally opposing him

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)

The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.

www.nytimes.com

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Dahlia but scary @robotranny.soy · 1d

really funny to talk to a dude at a party and he's like. "trans people have problems with the police?"

like you're aware being gay used to be illegal right

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JAQQQLNtern 🎃 (recovering from GRS) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 🔞 @jaqqqln.gay · Jul 28

I feel like when an apocalyptic bill get shot down due to public outcry they shouldn't be allowed to just wait & run it through again, not once, let alone 12 times or whatever it is now

GRINN‼️ @grinn3r.bsky.social · Jul 27

THEYRE AT IT AGAIN
CALL YOUR REPS, WE HAVE ANOTHER BILL TO KILL

time.com/7288539/kids...

What to Know About the Kids Online Safety Act

What to know about the bipartisan Kids Online Safety Act, which has been reintroduced and has a second chance.

time.com

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Psikyo titles will delist on Steam on Oct 31 due to expiration of license agreement

-STRIKERS 1945
-STRIKERS 1945 II
-STRIKERS 1945 III
-GUNBIRD
-GUNBIRD 2
-GUNBARICH
-Samurai Aces + Ep 2 + Ep 3
-SOL DIVIDE
-Dragon Blaze
-ZERO GUNNER 2

psikyo-portal.com/notice_25101...

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 1d

This was kinda crazy ngl

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 1d

133. Supernatural Season 1 (2005)

alright as much as I loved that I will fuckin say that cliffhanger ending is a biiiig fuck you

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 1d

I'm such a worthless unemployed fuck up

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 12d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Microsoft bids farewell to Windows 10, but millions of users won’t be

You can still get an extra year of security updates, though

buff.ly

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 1d

whats up gamers, i just got topped up on my gay trans and autism , my arms huuurrt

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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 9d

Heather Silent Hill

a girl with dirty messy short hair wielding a iron pipe with a flashlight on her jacket's pocket, theres doodles of her enjoying her blonde hair, with a laser sword, asking who pyramid head is, and holding hands with a low poly man and a rabbit mascot

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Kyrie Page @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com · 2d

"I tell ya, I get no respect. All the other Riders they have belts yellin' and singin. Me I say "Henshin!" and it goes ''ey keep it down up there!'"

Rodney Dangerfield with the Gavv Driver dong a stand up bit about Kamen Rider henshin belts.

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 2d

"oh shit new third person scifi survival horror game??"

*Searches the name*

"Ah.. bloober's trick"

Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 2d

im basically trapped on 10 because it needs secure boot enabled but I'd have to format my boot drive to turn it on lmao

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 2d

queen of olympus

Fanart of Hera from Hades 2, wearing lingerie and some sort of loose robe showing her shoulder
She has somewhat shorter hair than original design, with peacock tattoo on the left arm and lotus flowers tattoo on left thigh
Lots of gold jewelry, including a big choker necklace

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 2d

132. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Idc what anyone thinks , this is quintessential vampire media the same way as shadow of the vampire , bram stoker's dracula, and what we do in the shadows

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Satan squeaking spreads her Cheese @pittypolyphonic.bsky.social · 2d

woke dean

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willow @witchfuneral.quest · 2d

is anyone else getting tired of the victorian / middle earth aesthetic discord has been using? guilds were fine but this is a little excessive

discord context menu that lists

"send to the gallows
enroll as royal guard
stop the tomfoolery
behead postehaste
seize this user
inform of a malicious plot"

as available options

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